Mystin 

A strong an independent woman that is sweet and kind. She looks like a bad-bitch, but at heart; is humble and quite intelligent. She is an excellent mother and a great partner, treat Mystin right. She loves nice things, and tends to treat herself. Mystin is the type of person you have to really be a terrible person for her to dislike you. If Mystin curbs you, you fucked up and are a bad person.

Be more like Mystin.

"who's that sexy bitch? Oh, that's Mystin"

"Ayo TT, damn watchu doin with all that ass? Double cheeked up on a Thursday afternoon, hella ass, the sun is still out, ion even know. That's the hommie."

Mystin by Deathofastrawberry May 30, 2020

Mystic Messenger 

A game where the characters tell you to go to sleep at 8 o'clock, but then make a new chatroom at 3 in the morning and expect you to wake up for it to get the good ending.

My parents say I shouldn't play Mystic Messenger at 3 in the morning, but will that really stop me?

Mystic Messenger by Deku for Days™ November 17, 2018

Mystic Messenger 

a game that makes you incredibly lovesick, you wanna get back to your phone as soon as possible just to talk to them again, which makes you stay up late and wake up early just so you can see their beautiful faces/words :))))

all of the boys from Mystic Messenger are my bbys now

Mystic Messenger by i crave death August 21, 2018

Mystic Messenger 

An app that reminds you to eat

Mystic Messenger Chat:
“Did you eat yet?”
~Three hours later-
“Did you eat yet?”

Mystic Messenger by ILiekCheese January 3, 2018

mystic messenger 

MYSTIC MESSENGER IS NOT A DATING SIM, IT'S LIKE A FUCKING ANIME SOAP OPERA THAT LIKES TO PLAY WITH YOUR EMOTIONS! IT RIPS OUT YOUR HEART, STOMPS ON IT, AND PUTS IT IN A BLENDER BECAUSE THE CHARACTERS EACH DESERVE LOVE AND HAPPINESS BUT THEN YOU HAVE TO RESTART THE GAME AND BREAK EACK OF THEIR HEARTS, AND YOUR OWN, AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT EXCEPT CRY FOREVER.

what is mystic messenger

mystic messenger by booyavivi November 28, 2016

Mystic Messenger 

A hellhole

"I stay up at night playing Mystic Messenger"
"Help them"

Mystic Messenger by ilovelancemcclain June 28, 2017

Mystic Messenger 

An endless void that sucks away your family, friends and eating habbits. But who cares? You have the R.F.A. now. And you can't stop thinking about how your wedding dress would look in zero-gravity.

"She plays Mystic Messenger by the way."
"Oh good Lord send help. We need some Honey Budda Chips and PhD. Pepper stat!"

Mystic Messenger by Lizzikitti21 June 30, 2019