Mystifried
The feeling one gets from being dazzled and confounded by life due to the ingestion of illicit substances
Mystifried by ephemeralpanacea March 28, 2015
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mystified
mystified by sofa king cool May 24, 2006
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mystified
sum scrawny ass annoyin bitch ass white boy that says "K" every 10 seconds.
the most annoyin ass human that youll ever meet.
the most annoyin ass human that youll ever meet.
"hey im mystified! i suck dick and sacredthegoat negs!"
"Person 1: Yo bro I just won the lottery."
"Person 2: K."
"Person 1: dawg dont be such a mystified."
"Person 1: Yo bro I just won the lottery."
"Person 2: K."
"Person 1: dawg dont be such a mystified."
mystified by sacredthegoat June 20, 2022
multifried
The deteriorated condition of a person's brain that has been exposed to multitasking for far too long.
"Doctor what's wrong with my husband? He has no capacity to do anything that involves logical thinking. He can't quite see straight. He is desperate to string any cohesive sentences together and he tells me he thinks that he is going crazy. "
"Well Ms. Blake, I am quite certain that based on your description of the amount of work and responsibilities that your husband has been saddled with, that his brain is multifried. "
"Well Ms. Blake, I am quite certain that based on your description of the amount of work and responsibilities that your husband has been saddled with, that his brain is multifried. "
multifried by T-Bone 60 February 3, 2022
Mystifier
A female who has penis but keeps it a secret until it is revealed to the person they are attempting to have intercourse with
Mystifier by JupiterLOJ February 12, 2017
murder mysteried
When a group of girls go to the washroom together drunk, all piss in the same toilet and there's period blood and a tampon left in the bowl.
Dude, someone just muder mysteried your toilet!
So I went into the washroom after those chicks and the bowl looked like a CSI episode. Which one of you murder mysteried my toilet?
So I went into the washroom after those chicks and the bowl looked like a CSI episode. Which one of you murder mysteried my toilet?
murder mysteried by ketchupmustardnorelish September 26, 2010
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