Mystifried

The feeling one gets from being dazzled and confounded by life due to the ingestion of illicit substances

I'm... I don't know man...pretty mystifried by it all

by ephemeralpanacea March 28, 2015

mystified

to be confused or puzzled

i am so mystified as to why she is with that fugly a*$ mother f*@$er

by sofa king cool May 24, 2006

mystified

sum scrawny ass annoyin bitch ass white boy that says "K" every 10 seconds.

the most annoyin ass human that youll ever meet.

"hey im mystified! i suck dick and sacredthegoat negs!"

"Person 1: Yo bro I just won the lottery."
"Person 2: K."
"Person 1: dawg dont be such a mystified."

by sacredthegoat June 20, 2022

multifried

The deteriorated condition of a person's brain that has been exposed to multitasking for far too long.

"Doctor what's wrong with my husband? He has no capacity to do anything that involves logical thinking. He can't quite see straight. He is desperate to string any cohesive sentences together and he tells me he thinks that he is going crazy. "
"Well Ms. Blake, I am quite certain that based on your description of the amount of work and responsibilities that your husband has been saddled with, that his brain is multifried. "

by T-Bone 60 February 3, 2022

Mystifier

A female who has penis but keeps it a secret until it is revealed to the person they are attempting to have intercourse with

Me and my girl where about to go down until I found out she was a mystifier

by JupiterLOJ February 12, 2017

murder mysteried

When a group of girls go to the washroom together drunk, all piss in the same toilet and there's period blood and a tampon left in the bowl.

Dude, someone just muder mysteried your toilet!

So I went into the washroom after those chicks and the bowl looked like a CSI episode. Which one of you murder mysteried my toilet?

by ketchupmustardnorelish September 26, 2010

Mustified

Past tense for Musitfy

Its derived from Urdu/Hindi word "Must" for something that is good looking and stunning in appearance.

Making something good in appearance, beautifying or making it attractive.

Ali "Oh ! man you just mustified your car, it look awesome."

by shkb March 9, 2010