Mystifier 

A female who has penis but keeps it a secret until it is revealed to the person they are attempting to have intercourse with

Me and my girl where about to go down until I found out she was a mystifier

Mystifier by JupiterLOJ February 12, 2017

mutual mystification 

During a act of cooperation, negotiation or decision making all parties withhold knowledge or information that either prolongs the process or completely destroys any chance of reaching the best possible result for all parties.

In order to "one up" the other both the sales and design teams created mutual mystification byfailing to disclose important exceptions and outlyers in their data that had the ability to compromise any final decision thusly

mutual mystification by Craig H. November 2, 2006

mystified 

to be confused or puzzled

i am so mystified as to why she is with that fugly a*$ mother f*@$er

mystified by sofa king cool May 24, 2006

mystifixation 

an obsessive desire to present even obvious things as mysterious ones and thus making them unclear and hard to understand just to gain attention of the listeners (from mystification + fixation)

I asked Jeremy about his plans for summer holidays, but I got lost after a couple of seconds he started talking, because he made it so confidential and difficult to understand. It's his mystifixation - a desire to make everything, even simple things, look and sound mysterious.

mystifixation by KurtSteinerPL January 3, 2012

mystified 

sum scrawny ass annoyin bitch ass white boy that says "K" every 10 seconds.

the most annoyin ass human that youll ever meet.

"hey im mystified! i suck dick and sacredthegoat negs!"

"Person 1: Yo bro I just won the lottery."
"Person 2: K."
"Person 1: dawg dont be such a mystified."

mystified by sacredthegoat June 20, 2022

Mortifier 

he idiot who smoke weed and date homeless dogs

Gay Mortifier

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Mortifier by RATSAREGAY February 15, 2019

Mustified 

Past tense for Musitfy

Its derived from Urdu/Hindi word "Must" for something that is good looking and stunning in appearance.

Making something good in appearance, beautifying or making it attractive.

Ali "Oh ! man you just mustified your car, it look awesome."

Mustified by shkb March 9, 2010