3 definitions by JupiterLOJ

A female who has penis but keeps it a secret until it is revealed to the person they are attempting to have intercourse with
Me and my girl where about to go down until I found out she was a mystifier
by JupiterLOJ February 13, 2017
Extremely painful anal sex from the man's or "dominant" person's perspective
When I tried anal for the first time with my girl it was a meat grinder
by JupiterLOJ February 13, 2017
When a man with a larger penis slams his dick down onto a woman's face during sex
When me and my girl where getting it on i gave her the sledgehammer
by JupiterLOJ February 13, 2017