3 definitions by JupiterLOJ

1

A female who has penis but keeps it a secret until it is revealed to the person they are attempting to have intercourse with

Me and my girl where about to go down until I found out she was a mystifier

by JupiterLOJ February 12, 2017

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2

Extremely painful anal sex from the man's or "dominant" person's perspective

When I tried anal for the first time with my girl it was a meat grinder

by JupiterLOJ February 12, 2017

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3

When a man with a larger penis slams his dick down onto a woman's face during sex

When me and my girl where getting it on i gave her the sledgehammer

by JupiterLOJ February 12, 2017

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