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Mylasia is a very outgoing,funny, and friendly person but doesn't like anyone to be in their personal business because it their Life, their choices, their mistakes, their lessons, and they would like to keep it that way. Mylasia does what she thinks is right, no matter what every one else thinks. Mylasia is very friendly and can attract friends very easily because of her great personality. Mylasia is unique. Mylasia is pretty. Mylasia is a queen. Mylasia is a boss. Mylasia is very loyal and trustworthy and would also beat a bitch ass.
Mylasia is so funny
I love Mylasia so much
Mylasia by Sistershookoop March 11, 2019

temporal dysplasia 

A made up medical condition to describe a person who cannot feel the passing of time. Mentioned in Freeform's "Stitchers"
She has temporal dysplasia, so she doesn't know what time feels like.
one of the most infectious diseases known to mankind
Symptoms: red eyes, greasy skin, carpal tunnel
characterized by an uncanny addiction to myspace
-Where has Kyle been man?
-He is stuck at home with a severe case if myspasis.
-Yeah I remember when I first got a myspace.
One whom commits him/her self to the internet site, myspace.
The characteristics of a myspacian: the Red vained eyes, of staying up all night to see any further changes to myspace life; the constant overview of friends list; the random requests to unknown "Hot" people; the constant re-evaulation of ones life through the inisesant bullitins, as a person may become engrossed with a problem, for example:<i>you will die in twenty four hours</i>; and the constant need to upload new myspace images or iMyPic

Another myspacian characteristic is the type of commenting on peoples photos;video blogs;comments;messages. They are typically short and dumb witted, though to a myspacian; its is rather enigmatic and witty.
For example:
(a pic of a cat)
"i like your pussy"

A myspacian can be known to have over 200-10000+ friends whom in reality cannot effectively message and know them all.

A iMyhawt is a person whom loves themselves too much and resort to the use of their to tell them they are "hot" or "HAWT"
"Man I feel as though Im a myspacian"

"Dude, myspace is soo cool. Be my freind"

"Insert witty sentence here"
myspacian by Heysalovesyah August 10, 2006

chronic hypernasal dysplasia 

Motherfucker has scary sneezes. As loud as thunder and scary a as lighting.
*earth shattering roar*
Jesus what was that?

Just Mike sneezing.

He has what can be defined as chronic hypernasal dysplasia

cortical dysplasia

This female inherited disease is one from birth and is a form of epilepsy. It's onset is during childhood and is defined by intractable seizures. In adulthood, it progresses to extreme sexiness and good looks. The females whom suffer from this are excellent cuddle buddies, make the greatest KD Mac n Cheese, and are well known for their moves between the sheets. In adults, a trigger for seizure like activity can be extreme humour. Their seizures can also be mistaken for a full tonic-clonic or grand mal with uncontrolled laughter. Girls with this are definitely keepers.
"I need to find a girl named taylor whom has cortical dysplasia, I've always dreamed of being with a unicorn"

"I'm really hungry. I wish that taylor girl with cortical dysplasia could make me some KD Mac n Cheese"

"I wish I could be a better person and have cortical dysplasia"
cortical dysplasia by j_rock123 February 20, 2017
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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