Mysplasia

A condition that strikes elderly people that causes them to lose things.

Harold can't find his glasses again; his Mysplasia has really been acting up lately.

Mysplasia by footballfan20852 March 5, 2018

Mylasia 

Mylasia is a very outgoing,funny, and friendly person but doesn't like anyone to be in their personal business because it their Life, their choices, their mistakes, their lessons, and they would like to keep it that way. Mylasia does what she thinks is right, no matter what every one else thinks. Mylasia is very friendly and can attract friends very easily because of her great personality. Mylasia is unique. Mylasia is pretty. Mylasia is a queen. Mylasia is a boss. Mylasia is very loyal and trustworthy and would also beat a bitch ass.

Mylasia is so funny
I love Mylasia so much

Mylasia by Sistershookoop March 11, 2019

temporal dysplasia 

A made up medical condition to describe a person who cannot feel the passing of time. Mentioned in Freeform's "Stitchers"

She has temporal dysplasia, so she doesn't know what time feels like.

temporal dysplasia by stitchmein June 9, 2016

myspasis

one of the most infectious diseases known to mankind
Symptoms: red eyes, greasy skin, carpal tunnel
characterized by an uncanny addiction to myspace

-Where has Kyle been man?
-He is stuck at home with a severe case if myspasis.
-Yeah I remember when I first got a myspace.

myspasis by Spencer Durham (FOOSBALL) January 21, 2009

myspacian

One whom commits him/her self to the internet site, myspace.
The characteristics of a myspacian: the Red vained eyes, of staying up all night to see any further changes to myspace life; the constant overview of friends list; the random requests to unknown "Hot" people; the constant re-evaulation of ones life through the inisesant bullitins, as a person may become engrossed with a problem, for example:<i>you will die in twenty four hours</i>; and the constant need to upload new myspace images or iMyPic

Another myspacian characteristic is the type of commenting on peoples photos;video blogs;comments;messages. They are typically short and dumb witted, though to a myspacian; its is rather enigmatic and witty.
For example:
(a pic of a cat)
"i like your pussy"

A myspacian can be known to have over 200-10000+ friends whom in reality cannot effectively message and know them all.

A iMyhawt is a person whom loves themselves too much and resort to the use of their to tell them they are "hot" or "HAWT"

"Man I feel as though Im a myspacian"

"Dude, myspace is soo cool. Be my freind"

"Insert witty sentence here"

myspacian by Heysalovesyah August 10, 2006

chronic hypernasal dysplasia 

Motherfucker has scary sneezes. As loud as thunder and scary a as lighting.

*earth shattering roar*
Jesus what was that?

Just Mike sneezing.

He has what can be defined as chronic hypernasal dysplasia

chronic hypernasal dysplasia by SleepyDoc9000 July 2, 2017

cortical dysplasia

This female inherited disease is one from birth and is a form of epilepsy. It's onset is during childhood and is defined by intractable seizures. In adulthood, it progresses to extreme sexiness and good looks. The females whom suffer from this are excellent cuddle buddies, make the greatest KD Mac n Cheese, and are well known for their moves between the sheets. In adults, a trigger for seizure like activity can be extreme humour. Their seizures can also be mistaken for a full tonic-clonic or grand mal with uncontrolled laughter. Girls with this are definitely keepers.

"I need to find a girl named taylor whom has cortical dysplasia, I've always dreamed of being with a unicorn"

"I'm really hungry. I wish that taylor girl with cortical dysplasia could make me some KD Mac n Cheese"

"I wish I could be a better person and have cortical dysplasia"

cortical dysplasia by j_rock123 February 20, 2017