Urban Dictionary: Definitions by footballfan20852

Fart Bags

Tonya's kind of fugly, but I'll have to say she does have a nice set of fart bags.

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How an old southern lady would refer to her vagina.

"I'm just gonna splash some water on ma phur-phoo before I go to bed darlin'"

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A condition that strikes elderly people that causes them to lose things.

Harold can't find his glasses again; his Mysplasia has really been acting up lately.

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A Bar or Bat Mitzvah for a transgender person.

David feels that he is a girl trapped in a boy's body, so we've decided to have a Bart Mitzvah when he turns 13.

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When you fall asleep while sitting on the toliet.

I was so exhausted after work that I wound up taking a crnap in the bathroom.

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I gotta start working out dude. My doobs are out of control.

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