Mysplasia

A condition that strikes elderly people that causes them to lose things.

Harold can't find his glasses again; his Mysplasia has really been acting up lately.

by footballfan20852 March 06, 2018

Bart mitzvah

A Bar or Bat Mitzvah for a transgender person.

David feels that he is a girl trapped in a boy's body, so we've decided to have a Bart Mitzvah when he turns 13.

by footballfan20852 September 30, 2017

Phur-phoo

How an old southern lady would refer to her vagina.

"I'm just gonna splash some water on ma phur-phoo before I go to bed darlin'"

by footballfan20852 January 16, 2021

Doobs

man boobs

I gotta start working out dude. My doobs are out of control.

by footballfan20852 March 04, 2017

Fart Bags

Butt cheeks

Tonya's kind of fugly, but I'll have to say she does have a nice set of fart bags.

by footballfan20852 December 09, 2023

Crnap

When you fall asleep while sitting on the toliet.

I was so exhausted after work that I wound up taking a crnap in the bathroom.

by footballfan20852 March 04, 2017