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When a man with a tiny penis (we'll just use the name Chris) uses a bad excuse such as "Pet my puppy" as slang for handjob or another sexual act.
Pet my puppy by Limitlessflow July 26, 2009
Drop-Kicked My Puppy
"Dude, you just totally drop-kicked my puppy. I was just about to say that."
"I can't believe he drop-kicked my puppy. I would have gotten a promotion with that idea."
"I can't believe he drop-kicked my puppy. I would have gotten a promotion with that idea."
Drop-Kicked My Puppy by Two Improvising Students October 22, 2013
you are ruining my chances of getting a puppy!
That is correct โ๐จ๐๐๐ฌ๐ฉ๐ฎโ
you are ruining my chances of getting a puppy! by Cloudii.vss April 29, 2021
She got her hand on my pappy
She got her hand on my pappy by Void shawn June 16, 2016
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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