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My Money 

My deeds are what are going to help people and by acting as a middle man and skimming money off the top you're demonstrating the truth of the proposition that you politics revolves entirely around other men footing the bill so you can both live high on the hog and make the people who can do what you can't against their will. And that's why the holocaust.
Hym "My money should be going to me. So, imprison the middle man and give me my money. They are just stealing opportunities that should be going to me under false pretenses and then insisting that I'm not more intelligent or better then they are. If it was up to me I would execute them all and their kids. And I know what you're thinking 'But Hym, That's what a Jew would do!' And No. I would do it better."
My Money by Hym Iam March 3, 2025

My money makin' face! 

What one of the hos scream when punched or sliced by a knife in Grand Theft Auto San Andeas.
"My money makin' face! You think you can punch up on me for free!"
My money makin' face! by TMOFFT December 18, 2004

my money dont jiggle jiggle 

My money dont jiggle jiggle, it folds
I like to see you wiggle, wiggle, for sure
It makes me want to dribble, dribble, you know
Riding in my Fiat, you really have to see it
Six feet two in a compact, no slack
But luckily the seats go back
I got a knack to relax in my mind
Sipping some red, red wine

my money long 

phrase meaning one has a large sum of money. this phrase is typically used when being arrogant.
Rich person says this to poor person while rubbing it in his face. "My money long!"
my money long by miblanco March 19, 2009

My money big

overused tiktok sound on sports tiktoks. Yeah, my money big body, my money Tonka
Yeah, my money big body, my money Tonka
Messi is better than penaldo
My money big by jidion23 January 7, 2022

My money my choice 

An anti-feminist slogan started by Dave Chapelle used to expose the hypocrisy of feminists when it comes to abortion.
Dave Chapelle:But ladies… I also believe if you do decide to keep the baby man should not have to pay.
Crowd is silent
Dave Chapelle: It’s my money my choice

Shut Up and Take My Money! 

A phrase used when you either

A: hear about or see something that you would pay large amounts of money for.
B: Hear about an awesome idea you would actively invest in.

The origin comes from Futurama Season 6 episode 3.
Johnny: "Hey Bobby, did you hear about the new X Box? It's got compatibility with blu-ray, downloadable content of old console games, no red ring of death, and gives you a handjob every time you win a game!"

Bobby: "Shut up and take my money!"
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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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