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a term often expressed when one is surprised or just being obnoxious.

Coined by talk show host Petros Papadakis

Marty: Dude, that guy is on crack or something...

John: Yeah..he's being really obnoxious

Frank: MY WIFE!

My Wife! by AkimboSlice December 18, 2009

Words you can keep

My wife

A cheating fucking whore who took the kids please Karen bring them back I swear I can pay for them please

My wife took the fucking kids, I'm seriously considering suicide, nigga!

My wife by I hate Stuart little December 18, 2018

My wife

she left

person 1: Dude, where are you're kids?
person 2: She took them and left.
person 1: Who?
person 2: My wife

My wife by XxMishuGaimerxX March 20, 2019

my Wife

a bitch that takes your money, your kids, your car, your house and your dignity!

guy 1: my wife took everything
guy 2: well at least you have your dignity
guy 1: no, she took that to

my Wife by lolman63 December 12, 2018

my wife

sarah paulson

my wife is sarah paulson

my wife by rawrmemes.xd May 23, 2021

my wife

a non-existent hottie who had my kids.

person1: hey me and my wife fucked last night
person2: you don't have a wife
person1: I know...

my wife by The Clown Man May 30, 2021

My wife

Kalynn koury, #1 girl <3

Oh look it’s kalynn koury, my wife, oh my god

My wife by krystinut March 27, 2022

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026