Urban Dictionary: Definitions by lolman63

jake the dog

a savage who has token a day long nap

"im gonna take a day long nap now" - jake the dog

jake the dog by lolman63 December 13, 2018

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guy 1: look at this woman dick
guy 2: that is a man dressed as a girl
guy 1: shit...

woman dick by lolman63 December 12, 2018

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a bitch that takes your money, your kids, your car, your house and your dignity!

guy 1: my wife took everything
guy 2: well at least you have your dignity
guy 1: no, she took that to

my Wife by lolman63 December 12, 2018

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guy 1: im about to win
guy 2: i dont think so *throws blueshell*
guy 1: fuuuuuuuucccck, were no longer friends
guy 2: :(

blueshell by lolman63 December 12, 2018

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Gems having sex without a bed.

me: wanna fusion me

fusion by lolman63 December 10, 2018

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