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mix my peanut butter 

to "toss a salad" while cumming all over the floor of the room. Difficult to time properly, unless of course you are one of those guys who can get off just thinking about it.
Liia: I let Andrew mix my peanut butter sooo good last night!!
Josh: You are weird.
mix my peanut butter by pntmixer4000 December 15, 2008

Mix my mortar 

When two people of willing spirit engage in a coupling of anus and penetrating item use a moment of passion to gyrate their hips in alternating directions.
Christian i think I'm ready, Mix my mortar!
Mix my mortar by Poopdiddle February 3, 2019

mix your thoughts in my business

To get into other persons' work and share their thoughts and opinion about it.
Hey let me do my work. Don't mix your thoughts in my business

my mixtape 

is fire
bro u should buy my mixtape
my mixtape by Loonbags February 27, 2015

my mixtape 

Commonly referred to as fire or used to start fire
Bro daquan burnt down the music studio listening to my mixtape must have been too fire.
my mixtape by treyvon2014 April 4, 2015

my mixtape 

My mixtape is almost as fire as Bernie Sanders mixtape. I use it as a lighter to smoke my vegtables before I cross fit because im a crossfitting vegan that vapes.
I titled my mixtape Fort McMurray for a reason
my mixtape by SIgabyTheMage January 19, 2017
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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