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My Hole is the cute, pink, tight, puckered entry into my fuck-chute.
My cadet roomie, Matt, put a temp tattoo on My Hole while I was asleep!
My Hole by USAF Cadet January 17, 2021

jump in my hole 

Permission to enter and destroy said hole of another
Literally, jump in my hole right now
jump in my hole by Donghammer3316 December 14, 2021

investigate my hole 

What two guys say to each other,that like one another.
"Hey,Mike."...."Let's go out tonight,and when we get home,you can investigate my hole."

Jump out my hole 

More inclusive term that can replace terms such as “get off my back”, “get off my nuts”, “get off my dick”, and/or “get off my grill” given everyone has some sort of a hole
You: you use all the hot sauce?
Me: jump out my hole
Jump out my hole by Donghammer3316 January 7, 2022

fuck my hole 

When someone requests to be anally blasted. Can be also used to obtain ones attention.
"Mr.Reid, fuck my hole!"-Kurt Teuscher
"May you please fuck my hole"-Kurt Teuscher

lick my hole 

endearing term used when upset with other people
those motherfuckers can 'lick my hole'
lick my hole by Sneakers May 15, 2005
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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