basically when youre trying to tell your friend that your baby wipe is dry when youre cleaning your vans but ur stupid autocorrect changes it to ‘my baby girl is dry’ :)
me: omg my babygirl is dry her: AHAHAHAH WHAT
me: oh shoot, i meant baby wipes!
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'