The greatest person ever. Makes everybody drool (guys and girls alike), but is determined to stay an eternal virgin. He is vulnerable to STDs due to his micro-penis
Friend: "Yooo look at that absolute sex magnet!"
Other Friend: "That's the holy Mustayeen bro"
The literal definition of an asshole. Backstabs friends, takes hundreds of photos of them without their permission, and acts like he's the best at everything but everyone knows hes not. He will always talk about you with others, and share pictures despite the fact that the victim knows about it. Usually this person will make someone look bad so he seems cooler than them. He also likes to lure in girls to play minecraft so he can get coochie.
When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.