Mutey

One who doesn't ends conversations awkwardly by not following up with responses.

Stuey: How are you?
RachAel: good
(kind of long awkward silence)
Stuey: So what are your plans for the weekend?
RachAel: nothing much
(looooong awkward silence)
Stuey: your mutey...
RachAel: *makes up some excuse she's talking to her friends she doesn't have...*

by simkins89 June 25, 2007

DJ_Mutey

One that is in-tune with all music.

"Noise is the music of life, and i am here to manipulate that noise - DJ_Mutey"

by Justin McShane February 4, 2004

Cock Mute

The ability to make all sexual desire disappear via a thought or some mechanism. Analogous to the mute button on a TV remote control. One may compare the cock mute state to the moments after ejaculation where the mind is free of all sexual desire. The ability to harness such a tool would be potentially lucrative, making you one of the most productive men in the world unencumbered by sexuality.

I was trying to bang my girlfriend when my dog accidentally sat on my cock mute button. I got up and mowed the lawn.

by SleeplessInSyracuse August 20, 2013

mute-worthy

Celebrities that are easy on the eyes but hell on ones ears. This makes them worth watching the TV on mute.

"That Pussycat Dolls song sucks. Change it"
"Yeah but they're totally mute-worthy"

by Bamhonkey January 27, 2006

mutsy

some good ass pussy that smells like fresh gorgonzola cheese on a spring night. makes me want to splatter my walls.

dam. requesha has some good ass mutsy. i busted in 14 seconds and splattered her dads ashes holder.

by eggyolk08 February 12, 2022

mutelet

A mutelet is somebody that does not have a personal mute in VRChat.

A mute in this case is related to game VRChat, in which some players choose to never speak and are therefor deemed "mute". This term comes from the twitch streamer sodapoppin when he obtained a personal mute follower and sidekick, and then began calling anybody without a mute, a mutelet.

You don't even have vr? God, your such a mutelet.

by Jimmy Jewtard November 10, 2020

Mute Spittah

A lyrical mastermind and one of the greatest rappers of our generation, losing only to SUPA HOT FIRE in a rap battle. His rhymes have been considered both deep in meaning and original.

Mute Spittah: ".............................."

T-Steak: "Oh man, why didn't I think of that!?"

by Honorguard November 29, 2011