Constipated from anal sex. When her booty hole and colon are all backed up from too much anal. That shit is packed and typically requires an enema for release.
Where’s Rachel? She’s at home. She can’t make it. I’ve been hitting that ass every night this week and she’s mustard packed. She ran to CVS for an enema.
by Eaton Holgoode February 7, 2018
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Dealer: Gonna be 2 mustard packets, son
Addict: 20k? Aight
Dealer: Gonna be 2 mustard packets, son
Addict: 20k? Aight
by #fuckingstupid June 14, 2017
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When a female takes a bite out of a male's colostomy bag when it is full and lets it pour into her mouth.
He asked me if I wanted to know what a San Antonio Mustard Packet is, and then he ruined my good apron!
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