Mussytashe 

A very wimpy mustache or someone who does not have a good looking mustache

"Is that a mussytashe you have?

Mussytashe by The mussytashe king September 22, 2018

mustashe ride 

When a man with a mustashe lays down and lets a woman sit on his face. He then uses a combination of his mustashe lips and tongue to bring her pleasure

Who wants a mustashe ride? I Do I Do

mustashe ride by QUEER SLAYER May 13, 2005

muistashe ride 

when a man with a mustache lays down and lets a woman sit on his face. He then uses a combination of his mustache lips and tongue to bring her pleasure.

Who wants a mustashe ride? I do I do

muistashe ride by QUEER SLAYER May 13, 2005

mustashee 

hair on the upper lip, you know..mustashee

Alice: what's Denny doin with all that hair on his lip?
Brenda: Oh..that's just his mustashee...DUH
Alice: Oh I forgot...mustashee

mustashee by timothy johnstone November 10, 2006

Mustashe burn 

When a man who has a large bush fully inserts his penis to the brim of the a persons mouth, then rubs his or her head back and forth till completion or ejaculation leaving a raw burn where a mustashe should be.

(Exp 1) Goerge won't leave Bryan alone about a mustashe burn. This will be the 4th night Bryans his givin Goerge a new mustashe burn.

(Emp 2) I purposely grew my pubs out to give my bitch a mustashe burn. Haha Bitches!

Mustashe burn by B&J August 2, 2006

mustashe 

A collection of facial-disguises.

Someone wishing to remain incognito should have a fairly-extensive mustashe and "rotate" among the different disguises regularly, so that hopefully observers will not recognize any particular fake-facial-fur attachment by having seen it too often.

mustashe by QuacksO November 25, 2021

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005