Mussytashe

A very wimpy mustache or someone who does not have a good looking mustache

"Is that a mussytashe you have?

by The mussytashe king September 22, 2018

mustashe ride

When a man with a mustashe lays down and lets a woman sit on his face. He then uses a combination of his mustashe lips and tongue to bring her pleasure

Who wants a mustashe ride? I Do I Do

by QUEER SLAYER May 13, 2005

muistashe ride

when a man with a mustache lays down and lets a woman sit on his face. He then uses a combination of his mustache lips and tongue to bring her pleasure.

Who wants a mustashe ride? I do I do

by QUEER SLAYER May 13, 2005

mustashee

hair on the upper lip, you know..mustashee

Alice: what's Denny doin with all that hair on his lip?
Brenda: Oh..that's just his mustashee...DUH
Alice: Oh I forgot...mustashee

by timothy johnstone November 10, 2006

Mustashe burn

When a man who has a large bush fully inserts his penis to the brim of the a persons mouth, then rubs his or her head back and forth till completion or ejaculation leaving a raw burn where a mustashe should be.

(Exp 1) Goerge won't leave Bryan alone about a mustashe burn. This will be the 4th night Bryans his givin Goerge a new mustashe burn.

(Emp 2) I purposely grew my pubs out to give my bitch a mustashe burn. Haha Bitches!

by B&J August 2, 2006

mustashe

A collection of facial-disguises.

Someone wishing to remain incognito should have a fairly-extensive mustashe and "rotate" among the different disguises regularly, so that hopefully observers will not recognize any particular fake-facial-fur attachment by having seen it too often.

by QuacksO November 25, 2021