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Muff Musket 

It is another name for an erect penis
My Muff Musket is loaded and ready to be touched off
Muff Musket by Ballswag96 February 8, 2012

montana musket loader 

When you are making sweet tender love to a woman you throw some good ol Copenhagen long cut in your lip then after a minuet or two you take it out and place it on her anus and stuff it in with your penis
My boyfriend gave me a Montana musket loader last night and my butt is still burning
montana musket loader by BigNa$ty November 27, 2015

musketing 

When you pass a kidney stone and jizz at the same time,firing the stone as if it were a musket ball.
Aw man,last week I was musketing over hooker;shit went right through her skull and killed her.
musketing by Frosty Dice July 11, 2021

Musket Ball 

The act of taking a foreign object, placing it at the rim of your asshole and having a male take his shaft and ram it up the rectum.
"Hey Craig", Jessica Said. "Will you musket ball this battery up my lubed asshole"?
Musket Ball by karfighting September 27, 2009

Musktard 

An asshole who is so obsessed with Elon Musk, this is all they talk about with no regard as to how no one gives a shit, jamming him into conversations from every angle.
Man, all he does is go to r/elonmusk and rant on and on about Elon, he's such a Musktard!!
Musktard by Klaatu9898 August 26, 2020

dust musket 

When a guy is getting his dick sucked and quickly removes his penis and spins around then proceeds to quickly shove the females face in between his ass cheeks and blows a huge fart.
Andrea was giving Ricky fellatio when he abruptly pulled out to give her a smelly dust musket, Andrea then vomited and passed out.
dust musket by Gerkster1983 May 13, 2016
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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