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An Elon Musk fanboy/fangirl. They'll often force Elon into many completely irrelevant conversations as that's all they can basically talk about. They are often completely oblivious to the inherent problems in the real world that will cause many of Elon's ideas to fail.
A: "As a person who can easily ignore the QC problems in Tesla's cars, I can tell you that they drive very nicely."

B: "Jesus Christ, you are nothing more than a Muskito, in your eyes Elon is God and can do no wrong."
Muskito by The_Anonymouse October 27, 2021
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moskitoo 

a mispelling of the word mosquito, often memes as a pokemon
hhhhhhhh*moskitoo noise*
moskitoo by em.pire_ June 20, 2020
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A person who is convinced that Elon Musk is one of the greatest and smartest people to ever grace the surface of our planet. Usually has below average intelligence. They can be found glazing in the reply section of Elon Musk's Tweets.
- According to muskites, Elon Musk personally designed every Tesla car and SpaceX rocket.

- Wow, they must be stupid.
muskite by 2² October 30, 2023
when you are fucking a girl in her pussy and she has her period on your dick
Trenton was fucking Sarah and she performed a moskito on him.
moskito by Sethius Jennerings December 24, 2008
the devil in desguise!
aww a moskito bite!
dude the devil just bite you!
moskito by Jessica + Russell<3 January 31, 2009

Muskatool 

When she confused so you gotta pull out the moskatool so she can pick a piolin
Im so confused , mmmm yes kik muskatool kik only right
Muskatool by Qristine February 12, 2019
Muskit (verb, transitive) – To tackle a complex or ambitious problem in the bold, innovative, and highly goal-oriented manner associated with Elon Musk. This often involves assembling a team of world-class experts, presenting a visionary idea, and empowering the team to develop, improve, and implement it with maximum effort and creativity.
When the startup hit a roadblock, she decided to Muskit—bringing together top engineers and giving them free rein to innovate.
Muskit by TIMzPoet August 21, 2025
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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