Murft

To take or steal something.

He just murft my lunch. Or I had my ride murft

by dasjeepman August 14, 2011

Murtaza

Murtaza(s) are smart, sporty, intelligent and proactive. It is really difficult to have a Murtaza seated peacefully in a space. They tend to run around and get goofy at almost all points of time. Music freaks, diplomatic and confident are some words that aptly define them.

It anyway is fun to have a Murtaza around until they piss you off.

Aye, there he comes MURTAZA.

Well, he's gonna be fun for some time.

by Bruhere October 5, 2019

Asfandyar Mufti

Reincarnation of a legendary Iranian hero, he walks among us today, shining his brilliance and charisma to all whom he interacts with. It is rumored that his power level is so great that it broke Vegeta's power level reader in a single glance. He will do great things in life.

Man 1: Yo, was that Asfandyar Mufti?!?
Man 2: I dunno yo, but my power level reader broke!!

by jtodawan November 14, 2011

murf

me and my friend named a stray dog murf

me: murf is cute.

also me: mom, can we keep him?

mom: no.
also also me: bitch

by @shhh.ixxy on insta follow me October 3, 2019

murtilate

Combining the act of Murdering and Mutilating someone in a slow and very painful way because they pissed you off.

Shut the fuck up or I'll Murtilate your ass!

by BAMFAaron May 25, 2008

muftig

Etwas ekliges oder ranziges, kann auch etwas ist scheisse bedeuten

Scheisse, dass mädel ist übel muftig.

by Migolo September 9, 2020

Murtaugh List

A list made famous from the TV show "How I Met Your Mother" inspired by Danny Glover's charater Roger Murtaugh in the movie series "Lethal Weapon."

Murtaugh's catch phrase in these movies was "I'm too old for this shit"

Putting something on the Murtaugh List acknowledges that as you grow up, there's stuff you just can no longer do that you did in your youth.

I can no longer pull an all-nighter. It's on my Murtaugh List.

BARNIE: "Hey Ted, want to dye your hair a funny color and attend a rave?"
TED: "No Barney, I can't. It's on my Murtaugh List"

by MattyBeatz March 30, 2009