mufftard 

A female (who has the muff) acting in a retarded manner.

Laurel, stop being such a Mufftard"

mufftard by BlaineFoster June 26, 2007

Mufftard 

Someone who speaks, but is difficult to understand. Then when you realize what they said, you realize it was stupid.

Ja'Quan: What did Harry just say?

Tom: I don't know, Harry is the epitome of a mufftard.

Mufftard by P_$_C October 3, 2011

mufftard 

An individual who is retarded and also exhibits the charatoristics of a pussy.

"Omg shiver, stop being a mufftard"

mufftard by Splitter March 19, 2005

mufftard 

One who is a retard and also possesses the charatoristics of a pussy.

"Have you seen Shiver lately? What a mufftard."

mufftard by Splitter May 13, 2005

Queem of Mufftard 

Originally a mispronunciation of "Cream of Mushroom" soup, when it was prounounced "Queem of Mustard" by a waitress at The El Dorado Diner in Tarrytown, NY. It has no real meaning besides how funny it sounds.

There is an alternate spelling, "Queem of Muffturd," which is a conglomeration of many other words such as cream, queef, muff, and turd.

"Yes, I'll have the Queem of Mufftard in a bowl, please."

"Dude, my girlfriend totally busted out with some Queem of Muffturd last night in bed. It was disgusting; it took me hours to clean up."

Queem of Mufftard by Switche October 18, 2008

muffard 

What you name your kid to make him or her hate their life.

Comes from <slang term> "muff," meaning vagina. You might as well call your child "Vaginard."

"Man, Muffard is going to grow up to be a serial killer who collects teddybears."

"Muffard! Get to the chopper!"
-Arnold Schwarzenegger.

muffard by lolololololz October 30, 2008

muffgardener 

A guy who is a chick's servant

That guys a muffgardener

muffgardener by Dalt May 22, 2006