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A day at school when students come in without uniform.
"Watcha wearing for mufti"
by betty October 22, 2004
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Taken in the contest of the song Baby's Got Back by Sir-Mix-Alot he is referring to Florence Griffith Joyner a track athlete in the 1988 Olympics who defiantly fits all the other descriptions of what he likes in women mentioned in that song. Not some soda why on earth would you want to keep your women like a soda anyway?
You can have them bimbos,
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
by Pdough May 15, 2006
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arabic for Muslim legal scholar but also arabic slang for smart-ass or know it all ... kind of like calling someone poindexter or maybe sarcastically calling them professor
my son, the mufti, was always full of opinions
by Mufti Bove February 18, 2005
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When you dig up a recently deceased person, put your mouth over their anus, and punch them in the stomach, to release the CO2 and other gases liberated during their body's fermentation in order to get high.
Brian, Bryan and Evil Greg went to Cemetery last week and got so high doing mufti.
by Roberto P September 18, 2007
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Noun - singular and plural

Australian slang denoting any of several small and irritating breeds of dog such as the Pekingese, Shiatsu, and various long haired Miniature Terriers. Generally, the term mufti can be applied to any such animal that can be converted for use as a mop by the deft insertion of a hockey stick. Mufti are typically owned by middle aged women and have names like Mitzi, Muffy, Floppsy etc.
If that bloody mufti bites my ankle again I swear I'll drop-kick it into a gum tree!
by Captain Grog July 22, 2009
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A Irish/scouse coloquialism refering to one's nose.
1.Tom: Here vicky i've got an itchy mufti!
Vicky: O dear that means you're going to get into a fight!
Tom: Well as long as i don't end up with a broken mufti...

2. Kat: I bunked the queue so that i could buy that curly wurly before that fat boy. Do you think hes annoyed?
Sam: Yes i think you put his mufti out of joint.
by Tomtom kelvinwhore December 05, 2008
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