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mufti
arabic for Muslim legal scholar but also arabic slang for smart-ass or know it all ... kind of like calling someone poindexter or maybe sarcastically calling them professor
mufti by Mufti Bove February 18, 2005
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mufti • muftied • Mufti Day • Mufti Menk • Muftiat • muftig • muftiness • Asfandyar Mufti • Muffin • muffin man
mufti
Noun - singular and plural
Australian slang denoting any of several small and irritating breeds of dog such as the Pekingese, Shiatsu, and various long haired Miniature Terriers. Generally, the term mufti can be applied to any such animal that can be converted for use as a mop by the deft insertion of a hockey stick. Mufti are typically owned by middle aged women and have names like Mitzi, Muffy, Floppsy etc.
Australian slang denoting any of several small and irritating breeds of dog such as the Pekingese, Shiatsu, and various long haired Miniature Terriers. Generally, the term mufti can be applied to any such animal that can be converted for use as a mop by the deft insertion of a hockey stick. Mufti are typically owned by middle aged women and have names like Mitzi, Muffy, Floppsy etc.
mufti by Captain Grog July 22, 2009
Mufti
1.Tom: Here vicky i've got an itchy mufti!
Vicky: O dear that means you're going to get into a fight!
Tom: Well as long as i don't end up with a broken mufti...
2. Kat: I bunked the queue so that i could buy that curly wurly before that fat boy. Do you think hes annoyed?
Sam: Yes i think you put his mufti out of joint.
Vicky: O dear that means you're going to get into a fight!
Tom: Well as long as i don't end up with a broken mufti...
2. Kat: I bunked the queue so that i could buy that curly wurly before that fat boy. Do you think hes annoyed?
Sam: Yes i think you put his mufti out of joint.
Mufti by Tomtom kelvinwhore December 16, 2008
Mufti Menk
One of the worlds kindest Muslim Scholars, If you want to ACTUALLY learn about the beautiful religion of islam, you should watch him and follow him on instagram!!!
Mufti Menk by URBAN RENAISSANCE February 25, 2021
Mufti Day
Mufti Day Is Where In Australia, Schools That Require Students To Wear Uniform, Get To Wear Whatever They Want For One Day!
This Day Has No Specific Date, But Mufti Days Usually Occur On The Last Day Of School,
This Day Has No Specific Date, But Mufti Days Usually Occur On The Last Day Of School,
Teacher: Okay Students! Remember This Friday, The Last Day Of School, Will Be A Mufti Day.
Student 1: OMG YASSS QUEEEN SLAYYY
Student 2: OMG ATE
Student 1: OMG YASSS QUEEEN SLAYYY
Student 2: OMG ATE
Mufti Day by ThomasCanRelate April 28, 2022
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