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Murder balls 

Blue balls for the potential murderer. When you really want to kill someone, but you just can't for some reason. Weakness, not owning a gun, fear of the consequences, etc.
Johnny really wanted to pull a Virginia Tech at his college, but his dad had gotten rid of the family gun a few years back. Looks like he'd be stuck with murder balls.
Murder balls by Double_A January 26, 2011
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murderball 

1. n. The original term for "quad rugby", a fierce ball game of rugby played by quadruplegic athletes in wheelchairs.

2. n. The title of a 2005 documentary about quad rugby.
"Murderball is a fantastic game"
murderball by murderballfan August 29, 2005

Murderball 

To kill someone in the most unusual, extreme, hardcore, or rediculous way possible.
Rob murderballed that SOB! He drop kicked him off a balcony! The dude fell onto a handicapped parking sign and was paralyzed. Then Rob ran down the stairs and used his mouth as a urinal. Guy drowned to death...
Murderball by lilmikeymac November 17, 2009

murderball 

A game invented by the British Army in which is a lot like soccer. The differences are:

1. The goal is a post or a spot on the ground where the ball must be placed (not thrown), rather than an open goal

2. There are no rules. Anything goes except for the use of weapons and punching to the face or groin.

3. The winner is the team that accumulates the most points before the end of the game.

There are some variations such as 'last man standing murderball' and 'one point per hospitalisation'
'Fancy another game of murderball?'
'Not til they take my stitches out'
murderball by Stef January 7, 2005

murderballs 

A TikToker who is obsessed with the show total drama. She has over 9000 followers. She is a Noah stan and she is kinda famous.
Murderballs is the best tiktoker ever.
murderballs by kash..kash..barbie January 31, 2021

murderballs 

the swaggiest, coolest, and funniest person in the total drama fandom on tiktok. she is primarily known for being a huge noah stan, but she is also known slandering characters, such as scott and many others. she is literally the best person to ever exist.
can murderballs stop slandering scott and get a life already??
murderballs by avab477 June 26, 2021

Murderballs 

The name for a guy's balls after he has sex with a girl on her period, leaving them covered in blood.
"She was riding the crimson, but we boned anyways. I looked down after and had a gnarly case of Murderballs.
Murderballs by TheGMP February 15, 2010
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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