Munsterman

Emotionally unavailable man who specializes in gaslighting, bread-crumbing, & ghosting. He is not just emotional unavailable for a relationship but also for plans on a Friday night. If you ever question his availability he will claim he is with his daughter aka black out drunk by himself.

I thought I liked this guy but he is really just a munsterman.

by International Woman of Mystery September 24, 2022

Gage Munsterman

A male who is Josh's bitch.

Gage Munsterman...You are my bitch.

by Ilikedaboys December 15, 2010

Masterman

Masterman: A man who exudes mastery and integrity because he has self-discipline, confidence, clarity of purpose on a daily basis, and strategic direction of his life. Women are extremely attracted to a masterman (think Rockstar), young boys clamor to be lead by a masterman, and peers seek the counsel of a masterman often in the context of a mastermind group.
A masterman has mastered the art of initiative and positively contributes and participates in the lives of others.
A masterman is a success in all aspects of his life.

Young Boy (to friend): "I want to be just like that masterman when I group up!"

Sexy Babe (lustful thought): "I want to make babies with that masterman!"

Rich Dude (on phone): "Hey, your solution helped me close a mega-deal, thanks! You da masterman!"

by Love Linguist April 18, 2009

munsterbating

Munsterbating: beating your meat or plugging your hole whilst watching horror movies, Svengouli, Elvira etc.

I caught my uncle fester munsterbating to the casper movie -

by fdrogmank March 6, 2011

J.R. Masterman

A public school in Philadelphia known to be in the top 100 schools in the country. #1 school in the state. Obviously, it is a magnet school but despite this it has very low funds from the city. There is so much competition for enterance that kids who get 95% on their entrance exams are put on the waiting list and often denied admission. Kids there are allowed to graduate in 11th grade (they don't get a graduation but they do get a diploma if they want it in 11th).

You go to J.R. Masterman? Wow.

by Hi __ June 11, 2009

Winter Muensterland Burger

From Bob's Burgers: a specialized wintertime burger with muenster cheese!

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Winter Muensterland Burger, it comes with muenster cheese!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 12, 2018

max mustermann

A German name used in examples of all kind (e.g. on creditcard ads or empty forms).
Also used as an anonymous nickname on various internet plattforms.

This is an example-sentence written by Max Mustermann.

by the real Max Mustermann March 2, 2020