Mummificia 

1. A very very hate-able person who upon meeting him you will not be able to leave him alone. You will call him names, throw stones at him, murder his fiancée on his wedding day etc. Note: Mummifica passed away May 18th, 1998 and within days "FUCK YOU MUMMIFICIA" was spray painted on his tomb.

2. The worst possible name you can give someone.

Come on Mummificia! It was only a joke!
How is killing my parents and drinking their blood in front of me a joke?

Mummificia by jopool92 October 25, 2010

Autoerotic Mummification

Autoerotic Mummification is from the Showtime T.V. show, Dexter (Season 5). A great fucking show, by the way. It's when someone wraps themselves in plastic as if they were a mummy and chokes themselves while masturbating.

"Autoerotic mummification is getting very popular amongst middle-aged men."

"Autoerotic mummification, while great fun can also be very dangerous. It's the leading cause of death for men 15-55 in Japan."

Autoerotic Mummification by Leonard L. Church. September 26, 2012

Mummification 

Mummification is defined as preserving deceased human or animal skin and organs by removing the brain and the contents of the abdomen to avoid decaying because of Bacteria (that's the natural way of mummification). Mummification was a feature of several ancient cultures especially Egypt, Over one million animal mummies have been found in Egypt, many of which are cats. Pharaohs of Egypt were mummified because they believed that there is ''After Life'' so they were mummified and buried with their clothes,etc.

Natural mummification method was the original used by the ancient cultures like Egypt.

Mummification by Sir Claim macdo June 1, 2017

Urban Mummification

Shrink wrap or saran wrap for a costume.

Urban tumbleweeds blow by but urban mummification stay wrapped tight.

Urban Mummification by Vin Nguyen May 24, 2017

Shit Mummification 

An extraordinarily perverted fetish… makes golden showers look tame.

David took extreme pleasure in the shit mummification, as Linda wrapped feces-lathered, cotton gauze around his face.

Shit Mummification by CrazyBigD July 16, 2008

Mummification 

The alteration that occurs to someone's Facebook profile once they add their Mother as a friend. Typically, sexy pictures and posts are all removed and replaced with soulless references to exercise, loving their family, and pictures of their food.

"Have you been to Liz's page recently?"
"No, any good stuff?"
"Nah. Pure Mummification."
"Damn."

Mummification by Cycklops November 23, 2015

Mummification 

To completely wrap one's self in blankets while sleeping such that no external forces can access the body.

Mummification is an important aspect of Keith's comfort when he sleeps.

Mummification by Alicia0214 February 10, 2010