saran wrap

the original (1950s,early 1960's ?)clear foodwrap that teens used when they were too scared to go buy condoms

I'm a saran wrap baby.

by Jake March 06, 2004

Saran Wrap

1. In reference to a manipulative teenage girl in Chicago.
2. Refers to an incident that she had with a boyfriend where they were about to have sex, but didn't have condoms. They searched through her parents' drawers, and when they couldn't find one, she said "well, why don't we use saran wrap?"
3. Now used as an insult towards the aforementioned girl, given that she mistreats all humans she comes in contact with.
4. Alludes to her idiocy.

Shut up, saran wrap.

by lpr January 13, 2005

Saran wrap trap

Wrap saran wrap around your lower body like its a pair of boxer shorts. Wear it for 24 hours while eating foods that make you repetitively fart into said wrap. after the wrap is at the point where it can get no stinkier, take it off and slap your girlfriend in the face with it during sex.

Colleen broke up with me last night because I pulled the Saran wrap trap on her. I miss her already.

by Sally Crapbasket June 21, 2009

saran wrap brownee

The act of placing a thin film of saran wrap over a bitches face and precedding to have a bowel movement (shit). the reverse involves slighty tilted logistics in that the shit goes first and is later embraced beetween both the wrap and the face. (Ooops) ( L Yah)

she was a dirty little skank so i surprised her with a saran wrap brownee. she got pissed so i had to reverse it and really punish her.

by Zach Stro April 13, 2006

Saran Wrapping a Roller Coaster

A way to say that you have, are, or had to take a poop.

1. Wow guys, I really need to Saran Wrap a Roller Coaster.

2. Dude! I just Saran Wrapped the hugest Roller Coaster.

3. Help! I need some T.P. I'm Saran Wrapping a Roller Coaster right now.

by Voltronn October 09, 2010

saran wrap defense

Its how the Clevand Browns get a 0-100 record

You should really change that saran wrap defense

by ACKACKACK123987 January 27, 2018

saran wrapped

When men wear pants so tight, their genitalia looks like Saran wrapped meatballs

Allen could really use some looser pants; He's saran wrapped tighter than my mothers leftover lasagna.

by CloSin^2 November 23, 2015