Mumdies

Big knickers (mum- undies)

Have you seen how bug her knickers are? They're mumdies!!

by Kasgiraffe October 18, 2020

Cheese Mummies

When jerking off or having sex, you shoot the load in your mouth by accident or on purpose.

Dan: I hate when I bust a nut and almost giving myself a case of the Cheese Mummies.

Arin: Yo bro, I Cheese Mummy myself daily.

by Plurmp "Dankenstein" McFlurten November 24, 2017

Cheese mummies

When you jizz in your mouth

-Dude I was jerking off earlier and I hit the Cheese Mummies!
-Oh damn dude how did it taste?

by Smau November 24, 2017

Grundle Mummies

When toilet paper gets stuck on your grundle and when found later looked aged as if its king tuts mummy on your grundle.

Sidedoor Sally was going down on me and became disgust when she found my grundle mummies.

by Tit Whale January 16, 2009

fancy mumsies

Is another name for artisanal beer. It's derived from that stupid band Mumford and Sons whose fans tend to be of the hipster doofus crowd who wear bowlers and suspenders , have handle bar mustaches and top knotsand tattoos of pennyfarthings. They tend to drink only fancy beers out of flip top bottles.

Hey Cny pass me one of those mumsies, I hate these banquet beers.

Hey Geebs, these fancy mumsies will drink great on the back of the boat. Fuck yeah.

H9 is on beer duty, put those mumsers in the locker room, they will be awesome when we get off the ice.

by GEEBS70 January 8, 2017

mundies

When you pull your pants all the way up, so as to hide your underwear specifically to avoid judgement or assumptions from society or law enforcement

the mundies are showing bruh, better hide that
you don't put the mundies away they gonna judge

by ianofaustin October 19, 2020

lobster mummies

typically of the female gender,aged between mid twenties to early forties that have spent plentiful time in a tanning bed which resulted in having noticeable damaged facial skin that makes them look older then they truly are.

you notice a fairly attractive female from a distance,light blond hair,blue eyes,nice figured,tan,you estimate her to be 28-29,and that's okay because your 32,you approach her, she seems to age older and older with every foot closer. You strike conversation,each others names,hobbies,drinks..then age...she's only 22,another case of the lobster mummies.

by mrbukkake March 17, 2013