Multitasturbating 

Verb, to accomplish other tasks while also pleasuring yourself, or obtaining new skills through masturbation.

Wow man, you're really good at drawing boobs, all that multitasturbating is paying off.

Multitasturbating by Alphaqgood84 May 26, 2025

Multitaskurbating 

This is when you are masturbating while doing something else (watching porn does not count as a separate task)...

"Yeah, the other day I was Multitaskurbating while watching The Daily Show..."

Multitaskurbating by jablestits September 21, 2011

Multitaskerbating 

Multitaskerbating is the act of doing more than one thing while you masturbate.

I was multitaskerbating last night - watching TV, playing world of warcraft, eating a sandwich, and masturbating all at the same time.

Multitaskerbating by Morone October 6, 2010

Multitaskurbating 

The act of doing any task while simultaneously masturbating.

I woke up late for work this morning, so I was multitaskurbating to the morning news

Multitaskurbating by MunkeBarre April 12, 2022

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019