mulliter 

1. Having a haircut in the style of a mullet.
2. A person of which has committed an extreme fashion faux pas, with bad style including clothing, hair, etc.

Look at that loser's waist high pants, what a mulliter!

mulliter by wershan May 6, 2003

mulliter 

A mulliter is someone who is very ugly, fat, or has a bad hair cut!

Eww that guys hair is so ugly what a mulliter!

mulliter by Anonymous May 4, 2003

mulliter 

one who bestows a mullet upon anothers head by trimming the hair on top and sides but leaving the back long.

Mullitee #1- Hey dude, where did you get the freakin sweet mullet?
Mullitee #2- My uncle joe has been cutting party tails for years! He's the best mulliter around.

mulliter by point six April 6, 2009

Milliterally 

adverb. To use the word "literally" in a figurative way, removing its usefulness at providing clarity in matters of discerning hyperbole from reality. And you thought Gen X was hot for irony.

"She literally used the word "literally"Milliterally in a sentence."
"You mean she used it figuratively, don't you?
"Who the hell knows?"

Milliterally by Profundis January 12, 2018

Malliteracy

A condition in which someone consistently writes words and phrases incorrectly; distinct from Illiteracy in that a malliterate person can read and write but simply gets words and phrases wrong.

Malliteracy usually occurs when a person writes words and phrases he or she has only heard but never read, such as:

1. Alot (instead of "a lot.")
2. Alright (instead of "all right.")
3. One in the same (instead of "one and the same.")
4. Pacifically (instead of, "specifically.")
5. Dominate (used as an adjective instead of "dominant.")
6. Volumptuous (instead of "voluptuous.")

(As an aside, if you read an online dating profile from a woman and she uses both of those last two words in the same profile, the odds are extremely high that she's under 5'5" tall and weighs over 300 lbs)

I had a hell of a time trying to read my friend's email, because his malliteracy made it almost impossible to figure out which words he was trying to use.

Malliteracy by Hellzapoppin' June 26, 2021

mulletere 

one who wears a mullet.

The legendary 3 musketeres were also mulleteres.

mulletere by plsg March 14, 2003

millitery gaglefuck 

A group of merine infentrymen in a larfe gathering

The mernines are in a millitery gaglefuck

millitery gaglefuck by anonymous August 26, 2021