Gordon's definitions

you know how i roll

The way you are or the path you choose

you know how i roll - you know thats what i do

by Gordon June 17, 2006

Non-canon Narrative

Synonym of "Fan Fiction", but doesn't sound as dumb.

Person 1: Hey, did you write that Gravity Falls fan fiction?

Person 2: I prefer you call it a "Gravity Falls non-canon narrative" and yes, yes I did.

by Gordon October 2, 2016

generalissimo

When not plotting world domination or scaring his roommates, he is found playing with his ultra cool F5 and D1 and heading up an ultra cool photo website. Can recite Robert Frost and Henry Thoreau in Hexadecimal.

Still it must be a beneveloent dictatorship you are planning Generalissimo, since we dont have to pay for the privilidge of being part of your junta.

by Gordon December 28, 2003

omnibenevolent

infinitely good

God

by Gordon October 25, 2003

Devils Porridge

Manfat, Semen.

Shes a good Girl - she loves the Devils Porridge!

by Gordon September 16, 2003

Filbrick

Filbrick means well for his family, but he is very stern. He is not easily impressed and making a profit is more important to him than honest business practices. He had a very rough childhood growing up and this has caused him to be cold. Filbricks can marry, but should never have children, or heaven forbid twins.

Person 1: Do you think he will be impressed?

Person 2: Nah, the guy's a total Filbrick.

by Gordon October 1, 2016

gotsta

Dumb-ass method of stating a very simple phrase from the english language.(Primarily used in the United States...)

The illerate fool said, 'I gotsta go home.'

by Gordon June 24, 2003