by Gordon March 11, 2004
Get the mother fuckermug. Time wasting on a superior level.
eg. Relaxing at work browsing the internet, listening to music, playing games on line, chatting on the phone...
eg. Relaxing at work browsing the internet, listening to music, playing games on line, chatting on the phone...
by Gordon April 02, 2003
Get the multishirkmug. Person 1: Hey, did you write that Gravity Falls fan fiction?
Person 2: I prefer you call it a "Gravity Falls non-canon narrative" and yes, yes I did.
Person 2: I prefer you call it a "Gravity Falls non-canon narrative" and yes, yes I did.
by Gordon October 02, 2016
Get the Non-canon Narrativemug. When not plotting world domination or scaring his roommates, he is found playing with his ultra cool F5 and D1 and heading up an ultra cool photo website. Can recite Robert Frost and Henry Thoreau in Hexadecimal.
Still it must be a beneveloent dictatorship you are planning Generalissimo, since we dont have to pay for the privilidge of being part of your junta.
by Gordon December 28, 2003
Get the generalissimomug. 
by Gordon October 14, 2004
Get the skeetermug. by Gordon September 16, 2003
Get the Devils Porridgemug.