Gordon's definitions

multishirk

Time wasting on a superior level.
eg. Relaxing at work browsing the internet, listening to music, playing games on line, chatting on the phone...

"Fix the database? No can do, I'm too busy multishirking, sorry"

by Gordon April 2, 2003

Fuck tard

1.A retard that still manages to get in a fuck or two

2. A wad of shit

1. Me: Yo that guy is a fuck tard
Bob: I envy him.

2. Me: Yo, I dare you to eat that fuck tard
You: fiiinnnneeee

by gordon March 8, 2005

Non-canon Narrative

Synonym of "Fan Fiction", but doesn't sound as dumb.

Person 1: Hey, did you write that Gravity Falls fan fiction?

Person 2: I prefer you call it a "Gravity Falls non-canon narrative" and yes, yes I did.

by Gordon October 2, 2016

Devils Porridge

Manfat, Semen.

Shes a good Girl - she loves the Devils Porridge!

by Gordon September 16, 2003

bum fluff

Facial hair that is so sparse it can be considered as good as the fluff on one's bottom

That's not a moustache - that's bum fluff

by Gordon April 2, 2003

iyot

Filipino(Visayan) word for "SEX".

iyot tayo!

let's have sex!

by GORDON February 16, 2004

birmingham

My home town. Like every other UK city ive been to. its innerds are depressing and dead, filled with the rotting skeletons of its industrial past. The town centre has almost no character, if you dont count the gangs and homeless. Its suburbs have some nice parts, but mostly not so nice parts. And you only have to walk 10 minutes before you hit another councel estate, with burnt out cars, scallys and shopping trolleys. It may be extremely multi cultured, but if you ask me, theres alot of ratial tension in the air.I dont consider myself racsist, but when you've been mugged 3 times, each time by a different gang of black youths, you have to ask yourself wether its a co-incidence you're white.

Birmingham does some nice currys

Birmingham is dead, like the rest of inner city UK.

Solihull is going the same way.

by Gordon March 22, 2004