Gordon's definitions

Non-canon Narrative

Synonym of "Fan Fiction", but doesn't sound as dumb.

Person 1: Hey, did you write that Gravity Falls fan fiction?

Person 2: I prefer you call it a "Gravity Falls non-canon narrative" and yes, yes I did.

by Gordon October 2, 2016

Fuck tard

1.A retard that still manages to get in a fuck or two

2. A wad of shit

1. Me: Yo that guy is a fuck tard
Bob: I envy him.

2. Me: Yo, I dare you to eat that fuck tard
You: fiiinnnneeee

by gordon March 8, 2005

mother fucker

An expression used when you envy someone's good fortune.

"Mother fucker! You got her and I didnt?"

by Gordon March 11, 2004

generalissimo

When not plotting world domination or scaring his roommates, he is found playing with his ultra cool F5 and D1 and heading up an ultra cool photo website. Can recite Robert Frost and Henry Thoreau in Hexadecimal.

Still it must be a beneveloent dictatorship you are planning Generalissimo, since we dont have to pay for the privilidge of being part of your junta.

by Gordon December 28, 2003

omnibenevolent

infinitely good

God

by Gordon October 25, 2003

crazy hotel room sex

hours upon hours of crazy kinky mindblowing sex. great way of living out all of one's fantasies. (lots of stamina required)

by gordon April 30, 2003

Pass the Dutch

A "dutch" in this context, is a spliff, or hand rolled marijuana cigarette. The phase is used when requesting that a comrade lend you his for a sample toke.

(Thanks, Missy Elliot!)

Cmon, pass the dutch baby!

by Gordon October 3, 2003