mullashed

While standing next to a mullet wearer,being smacked in the face by the ape drape when the proud owner suddenly and unexpectedly turns their head and the flowing mane acts as whip.Some mullet wearers have actually refined this phenomenon into an offensive and defensive tactical weapon.

At monster truck rallies,it is prudent to leave a vacant seat on either side of yourself to avoid being mullashed.

mullashed by wolfbait51 May 13, 2011

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mullested

To be sexually molested by a person with a mullet. Improper or unwanted sexual advances made by a mullet head.

My boys want to go to the monster truck rally but I'm afraid they might get mullested there.

mullested by wolfbait51 June 10, 2011

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mullared

British slang,
1. To get beaten physically - as in a fight.
2. To get wasted - as in booze/drugs.

1. "We totally got mullared by West Ham supporters while walking to the station after the match."
2. "I went to the pub and ended up getting totally mullared with my friends."

mullared by G_Eric May 6, 2006

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mullested

Getting hugged and kissed by or having a fat fugly chick with a mullet hang on you because you were once nice to her and now she thinks you 2 are friends. Usually happens in public with a lot of people around (friends and attractive women). If she is drunk this can happen more than one time in a day.

Highly embarrassing for yourself. A great laugh for your friends at your expense.

I was hanging out at the local bar last night and I got mullested by Francine.

mullested by otto titslinger June 3, 2004