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Moist Mullets 

When a male shakes his epic mullet and the girls get moist.
OMG look at Cecil and Blinky shake their mullets. That’s some moist mullets!
Moist Mullets by Funkymonkey118 December 22, 2021

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Present day Emperor of Yahoos Punk Ska n thrash:1 chat. also see cid
"cid: does a cartwheel" "cid: black people are very stupid monkeys"

Curvy mullets 

chuck norris round house kicks while curvy mullets round house kicks curving bullets
Curvy mullets by Kyu-rain October 19, 2008

Stunned Mullets 

An Australian drinking game that involves heavy drinking, gross indecency and public humilaition.

Often involving horrible dares, Never have i ever statements and most likely too votes.
Bob "Should we play Stunned Mullets?"
Darren " Fuck man, last time i played that i got so fucking sloshed i ended up shaving my hair into a mullet"

moist mullets 

A girl who loves it when guys mullets get moist.
Omg, look at Bobby and Dean shake their moist mullets! That’s soooo hot!
moist mullets by Funkymonkey118 December 20, 2021

Waning Mullet 

a man’s hairstyle that is bald on the top but with long stringy hair hanging over the collar in the back (elderhostel up front, party in the back)

This is a modification of the 80’s mullet. It is worn by the diehard that refuses to give up the long hair that he sported back in high school.
Bob: Did you see Jim Rickards on Fox Business talking about the demise of the US Dollar?
Dave: Is that the guy with the waning mullet?
Bob: Yeah, that’s him.
Waning Mullet by goose_on_a_roof December 31, 2020