mulletsexual 

Someone that is only sexually attracted to those that have a mullet hair cut.

Oh you with the mullet! I am mulletsexual and I love you

I only have sex with you because you have a mullet. Sorry.

mulletsexual by andreas13 May 10, 2021

mullysexual 

Actracion only for Mully's fans

-Hey person! You have a boyfriend or...?
-Sorry ,I'm mullysexual!

mullysexual by Topercerka January 3, 2021

MuppetSexual

Someone who wants to fuck animatronics and foam hand puppets but not their puppeteers, especially not if the puppeteers are of the same gender as the MuppetSexual but the muppet is not. Examples of MuppetSexual's crushes include Miss Piggy, the female gremlin from Gremlins 2 and for the ladies Gonzo the Great due to his floppy boner shaped nose.

Guy 1: I have a confession to make, Miss Piggy totally gives me a boner?
Guy 2: What the fuck bro she doesnt even look real
Girl: Oh leave him alone, i'm also MuppetSexual, you ever seen that nose on Gonzo?

MuppetSexual by shitfungus January 25, 2024

MuppetSexual

Someone who wants to fuck animatronics and foam hand puppets but not their puppeteers, especially not if the puppeteers are of the same gender as the MuppetSexual but the muppet is not. Examples of MuppetSexual's crushes include Miss Piggy, the female gremlin from Gremlins 2 and for the ladies Gonzo the Great due to his floppy boner shaped nose.

Guy 1: I have a confession to make, Miss Piggy totally gives me a boner?
Guy 2: What the fuck bro she doesnt even look real
Girl: Oh leave him alone, i'm also MuppetSexual, you ever seen that nose on Gonzo?

MuppetSexual by shitfungus January 25, 2024

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019