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Mullets 

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Nickname for the Miami Dolphins when they aren't playing well.
Bill: "You watching the Dolphins game on Sunday?"

Frank: "I don't know Bill, after losing that last game I'm about ready to give up on the Mullets. I'm just looking forward to the draft..."
Mullets by NicRattlehead September 17, 2015

Menstrual Tide 

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The appropriate mascot for the University (sic) of Alabama. Used to describe a fan base that is missing teeth, eats clay and where marrying your sister is par for course.
Caruthers: "Who do the Menstrual Tides play today?

Archibald: "I'm not sure but even if they lose they'll probably "say" it's a win anyway because they're in the SEC; have you ever met a more delusional fan base?"

Caruthers: "Nope, the Menstrual Tide make excuses and claim fictional national championships like their lives depend on it"
Menstrual Tide by NicRattlehead September 17, 2015