mulletess

A female who has a femullet.

That was one skanky looking mulletess.

mulletess by Also Named Bort September 2, 2008

mulletastic 

An adjective used for one who enforces his mullet with extreme righteousness. In Dog we trust.

Dog the bounty hunter unleashed his fury of bear mace upon the unsuspecting crack heads with mulletastic resolve.

mulletastic by Bill Barron October 18, 2007

Mullets 

Nickname for the Miami Dolphins when they aren't playing well.

Bill: "You watching the Dolphins game on Sunday?"

Frank: "I don't know Bill, after losing that last game I'm about ready to give up on the Mullets. I'm just looking forward to the draft..."

Mullets by NicRattlehead September 17, 2015

Mulletosis 

An affliction of the upper-spine and/or neck, similar to scoliosis, resulting in a permanent bend in the neck titling the head to either the left or right. Caused by constantly straining to reach the upper rack of the fridge to get dad "another cold one" as a child.

Cletus the hoosier's dirty-ass head can be seen leaning to the right while he's driving around in his shitty old truck. The poor guy is afflicted by mulletosis, for which science has not found a cure. (Probably because medicaid doesn't cover it)

Mulletosis by Ih8rednecks June 29, 2006

Mulletectomy 

A mulletectomy is the surgical removal of the unsightly and ghastly mullet or mulletus extremus hideous. This procedure is normally performed as an emergency procedure, when the patient is suffering from acute nineteen eighticitis. It is now recognized that many cases will resolve when the patient is shown a picture of John Stamos in his Full House days. In some cases, however, extreme measures must be used, with the patient taunted for looking like a butch lesbian.

Bret Michaels just had an appendectomy but what he really needs is a mulletectomy.

He was going for a punk look but ended up with a mullet instead. Now he has been scheduled for an emergency mulletectomy at Johns Hopkins.

In her endeavour to look like her favourite cartoon character, She-Man, she opted for the mullet. But then she ended up looking like Ellen DeGeneres' love slave and had to have a mulletectomy.

Mulletectomy by Das Wunderkind April 14, 2010

Mulletdisiac 

Anything that has the opposite effect of an aphrodisiac.

That outfit you’re wearing is a mulletdisiac. You won’t be turning any heads in that.

Mulletdisiac by WillZilla17 December 30, 2022

mulleted 

the state of having a mullet

I went to SuperCuts last night and the bitch mulleted me!

mulleted by Hosie August 3, 2003