Mullet b 

Mullet b is the supposed 'God' of the religion b, a satanic cult deriving from a maths text book 4 years ago. Mullet b is rumoured to be in possession of the WORLD'S WORST MULLET, but it has never been photographed. An artist's impression of said mullet once sadly killed 7 japanese tourists off the coast of Bognor Regis.

Guy: OH MY GOD THAT MULLET IS TERRIBLE!!! *dies*
Mullet b: Now that's mullet power.

Mullet b by Comrade Pi October 29, 2006

mullet burner 

A mullet burner is the greatest fire one will ever get the chance to encounter... If lucky enough. They are generally -, almost always - created by a Tom. If you don't appreciate the mullet burner, leave.

"Look at that mullet burner!"
"You can't camp without a mullet burner."

mullet burner by whatsapseudonymlol May 14, 2015

Mullet bottom

Buisnes in the front(vag or dik) party in the back(booty) but all hairy and scary

My brother has a total mullet bottom

Mullet bottom by Jack Offspring March 5, 2015

mullet boy

Someone with very long hair that happens to be very long in the back and top, and very short on the sides.

D.O.A and Julius (pre w2z) are mullet boys.

mullet boy by Julius March 30, 2003

mullet butt 

A butt which resembles an overgrown mullet

"I hooked up with him, but I definitely wouldn't date him. He has such a mullet butt."

mullet butt by sketchballitudinator December 27, 2008

mullet bastard 

tall lanky mullet fuck

toby

mullet bastard by $ico March 26, 2003

mullet boi 

This person is the most amazing human ever, they are a MAN not like these other boys.

“Wow he really is a mullet boi”

mullet boi by KsWiZZel130 September 11, 2020