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Muffocation 

A cause of death which results from intensive cunnilingus whereby the receiver sits on the face of the giver and allows no air pocket, most normally evident is cases of obese lovers.
Judge: Cause of Death?
Coronor: Muffocation.
Judge: Into Fatties?
Coronor: Yes
Judge: Case Closed.
Muffocation by Broken Pencil August 25, 2010

Muffocation 

The inability to breathe when a lady is sitting on your face.
"Mmmmmmmm, I can't breatheeeeeeee!"
Muffocation by Jtron 3000 October 3, 2003

Smuffocating

a combination between smothering and suffocation; often used by oxygen deprived persons where neither smothering or suffocation was able to be said. commonly used in the mid-west United States.

and has no relation to "smuffocate" or "smufficate" claimed to be related to oral sex.
There were so many people in that room, I started smuffocating.
Smuffocating by BriannSue May 6, 2011

If your suffocating, just breathe.

Wise words. Listen to me.
If your suffocating, just breathe. : It means to stop freaking out while you slowly die and just calm the fuck down and breathe.

Angry russian Suffocating Hell Slap 

where​ you take a girl by her pussy​ lips,​ sqeez​e em toget​her with a pair of vice grips​,​ hold her off the groun​d by her hair and a piece​ of rope,​ shove​ a sword​ down her throa​t and say " what would​ you do for a klond​ike bar bitch​!​"​
Man, I gave sally an angry russian suffocating hell slap and i have never heard her scream so loud since.

Suffocating the Duck

When one is in the bath, then places a facecloth upon their asshole and farts. To collect ones internal fragrance. The noises of action replicates a the sound of a duck.
Aw man I walked in on my Mrs suffocating the Duck last night