Person 1: "Hey john how you getting a ride to the game?"
John: "Im muff-caking it"
Person 1: "shoots"
John: "Im muff-caking it"
Person 1: "shoots"
by Ludan November 11, 2013

1. The definition of a baked pastry that is too dense to be a cupcake, yet too sweet to be a muffin.
2. A mouth watering baked good consisting of a moist and dense chocolate center with an outstanding chocolate drizzle, enriched with Baileys Irish cream.
3. A slang term used in reference to an attractive female's lady garden.
2. A mouth watering baked good consisting of a moist and dense chocolate center with an outstanding chocolate drizzle, enriched with Baileys Irish cream.
3. A slang term used in reference to an attractive female's lady garden.
Person 1: Hey bro what are you doing tonight?
Person 2: Well first I'm going to eat a few delicious muff cakes before I leave my house, then I'm planning on heading over to that party and getting some muff cake. Care to join?
Person 2: Well first I'm going to eat a few delicious muff cakes before I leave my house, then I'm planning on heading over to that party and getting some muff cake. Care to join?
by Mr. Muffcake June 29, 2011

by Fletcherx December 30, 2006

Noun
1. Looks like a muffin. Tastes like a cupcake.
2. Extremely hairy vagina.
3. A hairy muffin top. Usually found on males.
1. Looks like a muffin. Tastes like a cupcake.
2. Extremely hairy vagina.
3. A hairy muffin top. Usually found on males.
"Is that a muffin or a cupcake? I can't tell."
"Dude she had a major muff cake going on down there!"
"Did you see Andy's hairy belly fat hanging over his pants? what a Muff Cake!!"
"Dude she had a major muff cake going on down there!"
"Did you see Andy's hairy belly fat hanging over his pants? what a Muff Cake!!"
by EuroCitySunrise February 24, 2009
