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If your suffocating, just breathe.

Wise words. Listen to me.
If your suffocating, just breathe. : It means to stop freaking out while you slowly die and just calm the fuck down and breathe.

Angry russian Suffocating Hell Slap 

where​ you take a girl by her pussy​ lips,​ sqeez​e em toget​her with a pair of vice grips​,​ hold her off the groun​d by her hair and a piece​ of rope,​ shove​ a sword​ down her throa​t and say " what would​ you do for a klond​ike bar bitch​!​"​
Man, I gave sally an angry russian suffocating hell slap and i have never heard her scream so loud since.

Suffocating the Duck

When one is in the bath, then places a facecloth upon their asshole and farts. To collect ones internal fragrance. The noises of action replicates a the sound of a duck.
Aw man I walked in on my Mrs suffocating the Duck last night

suffocating banana 

When you are eating a banana and some gets stuck in your throat making you feel like you are suffocating.
1.Shouting 'Suffocating Banana' when some banana gets stuck in your throat
2.That was a suffocating banana!

Muffocating

An individual dying or being brought close to death by the restriction of air due to their airway being covered by a female's genitals.
"Jon gasped for breath. His life flashed before his eyes. He'd been having such a good time but now his girlfriend was muffocating him.'
Muffocating by Pussychoking December 12, 2022
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020