Muffin Bluffin'
Muffin Bluffin' by Zombender September 11, 2010
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Muffin Bluffin
Should have seen this girl last night she was fine as hell looking good. Her skin-tight pants were fire. But as soon as we got naked man that muffin bluffin.
Muffin Bluffin by FuckingCluck September 21, 2021
Bluffin with my muffin
Phrase coined by Lady Gaga in her hit song Poker Face. Means she's using her pussy (muffin) to con guys.
Joe: Hey Jill, let's hang tonight.
Jill: Nah...
Joe: I'll buy dinner.
Jill: OK.
Joe: Are you gonna put out?
Jill: Nope. Just a bluffin with my muffin!
Jill: Nah...
Joe: I'll buy dinner.
Jill: OK.
Joe: Are you gonna put out?
Jill: Nope. Just a bluffin with my muffin!
Bluffin with my muffin by Eddy January 21, 2009
Bluffin' with my Muffin
'I was cornered my thieves on a dark, deserted street, and only managed to escape by bluffin' with my muffin (blueberry).'
Bluffin' with my Muffin by lisaa45 May 18, 2009
Bluffin' with my Muffin
While having sex with a man, the girl is actually thinking about a woman. He thinks she's into it because she is aroused, but she's not aroused because of him. Bluffin' = lying. Muffin = Vagina.
Bluffin' with my Muffin by mimi.loves.chachi May 4, 2009
Bluffin With My Muffin
To sexually tease a male with promises of getting laid with a female
flashing a vagina and saying "YOU WILL NEVER GET THIS!"
flashing a vagina and saying "YOU WILL NEVER GET THIS!"
Lady Gaga's Poker Face
Girl: "heyyy im horny lets do it!"
Guy: "OMG YESS!!!"
Girl: "hahaha only bluffin with my muffin!"
Guy: "i hate you"
Girl: "heyyy im horny lets do it!"
Guy: "OMG YESS!!!"
Girl: "hahaha only bluffin with my muffin!"
Guy: "i hate you"
Bluffin With My Muffin by London_Girl January 12, 2010
bluffin' with my muffin
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