Muffar

Spanish Verb-To Be A Dickhead

Muffemos- We are Dickheads

by Dave August 18, 2003

honkey muffa

a durogatory word to desricbe one of the white race. meaning honkey mother f*****

That guy is a honkey muffa

by chuffy1969 January 4, 2010

Muffernity Wear

When a woman wears clothing that puffs out around her mid-section due to a muffin top rather than a pregnancy.

Hey, is Jessica pregnant? No, that's just muffernity wear to hide her belly.

by talks558 October 7, 2010

Ida Mufferbids

The old whore who came out to entertain the audience during the bidding segments on the Bob Barker years of The Price is Right. She was replaced by Prye Zufferbids after Drew Carey's first year.

Here is the first Ida Mufferbids!

by Sir Veisaid November 24, 2018

muffpro

a young boy who has never seen a nude woman in person , yet he posts on the internet everyday. about his sexual likes and dislikes...

when seeing a normal woman's photo .

A muffpro might say "eeeew it has hair on it "
or " omg that thing is gigantic "

by keny deer hunter June 23, 2012

Muffaletta

Same as a muffuletta! This is an adopted Spanglish variation of puñeta to refer to masturbating a vagina by inserting fingers or an object in it! It can be done on oneself or by a partner.

Luisa gave herself a muffaletta with an eggplant until she came and sprayed the Siamese cat laying in front of her!

by Jesus Fabian Celis Iuit June 23, 2023

Muffable

Chick who is worthy of getting her pussy eaten out for hours

That chick is so fucking muffable

by TherealMuffMaster August 15, 2009