muffard

What you name your kid to make him or her hate their life.

Comes from <slang term> "muff," meaning vagina. You might as well call your child "Vaginard."

"Man, Muffard is going to grow up to be a serial killer who collects teddybears."

"Muffard! Get to the chopper!"
-Arnold Schwarzenegger.

by lolololololz October 30, 2008

muffgardener

A guy who is a chick's servant

That guys a muffgardener

by Dalt May 22, 2006

muftard

Noun. A person that looks like retarded muffin; this usually includes puffy hair as a muffin top, and a blank/lost/bewildered stare.

"Daryl looks like a muftard when he first wakes up. It's like he's trying to find the toaster for milk." says Trish.

by quiktekk February 27, 2008

mufftard

A female (who has the muff) acting in a retarded manner.

Laurel, stop being such a Mufftard"

by BlaineFoster June 26, 2007

Muffaroni & Cheese

A specially prepared pasta and cheese dish uncommonly found on restaurant menus. Similar to Macaroni and Cheese with one added ingredient... Pubic Hair.

As our waitress brought me my macaroni & cheese I was enlightened to find a short and curly hair in my dish. What a pleasant surprise the chef had prepared me Muffaroni & Cheese.

by Spoodge March 11, 2008

Mufftard

Someone who speaks, but is difficult to understand. Then when you realize what they said, you realize it was stupid.

Ja'Quan: What did Harry just say?

Tom: I don't know, Harry is the epitome of a mufftard.

by P_$_C October 3, 2011

mufftard

An individual who is retarded and also exhibits the charatoristics of a pussy.

"Omg shiver, stop being a mufftard"

by Splitter March 19, 2005