muffpro

a young boy who has never seen a nude woman in person , yet he posts on the internet everyday. about his sexual likes and dislikes...

when seeing a normal woman's photo .

A muffpro might say "eeeew it has hair on it "
or " omg that thing is gigantic "

muffpro by keny deer hunter June 23, 2012

muffro 

fuzzy hairy pubic area or curly fuzzy hair

she oppend her leggs and i saw the muffro.

did u see marks hair today, he looked like simon amstell with a muffro

muffro by james lorry January 28, 2009

mufftrocious 

Female pubic hair in which the length is long enough to make an observer surprised or astonished. (adjective)

The woman at the pool hadn't shaved her pubic hair in several years making it mufftrocious.

mufftrocious by Kh4nN March 24, 2010

muffro 

Too much Pubic Hair on a Woman

I thought that much curly hair only existed on someones head, it's like the muff from hell, its an afro muff

muffro by Hoki June 17, 2004

muffro 

A very large afro in the genital region on females

Dude, she had a wicked muffro

muffro by 0mega December 7, 2010

muffplosion

When the fat of a girl's muffin top blobs out over the top of her jeans enough to cover either her belt, belt loops, or even her pockets entirely.

That girl is having a muffplosion in those jeans!

muffplosion by Dantesparadise March 9, 2011

muffpot 

Usually an alluminum container used for cooking food under the hood of a snowmobile. Usually attached to the pipe.

What do you have in the muffpot today?
"I've got enchiladas and hot dogs."

muffpot by Tommytonga July 26, 2005