Muestro

A master of cuteness and cuddling. A Muestro is often a bit hairy, just enough to be warm and to snuggle with. Most commonly of Mexican or Spanish lineage. A Muestro has almost a sixth sense about the feelings of others and knows when you need a little kiss on the cheek.

I miss Finn, he was the Muestro of my feels.

by Brick hithouse January 9, 2021

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mestrogen

A feminine hormone found in most men.

Damn, young thug got so much mestrogen in him.

by Ladyg and Kellz April 25, 2015

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maestrobater

To conduct your penis as if you are conducting a symphony orchestra, usually to classical music.

"Don Tildone was quite the maestrobater."

"Too bad they banned the vid of him on YouTube."

"Well, it was pretty inappropriate when he ejaculated into the trombone section. Then the entire audience had to wait for fifteen minutes while he warmed up again."

by Chuckles the angry monkey August 26, 2007

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Maestro's Conundrum

The "Maestro's Conundrum" is an addendum to the Palma Sutra, the ancient vedic discourse on self-pleasure. The Maestro's Conundrum is when you weave your baton through the piano wires while the soloist plays Tchaikovsky.

Mr. Mozart: "For shame Wolfgang, what sounds are those? Are you not in tune?"
Wolfgang: "Why yes father, moreso than you could know."
Piano Teacher: "Fear not Herr Mozart, for young Wolfi has solved the Maestro's Conundrum"

by boatbutter March 27, 2008

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