Oscar: "What mobster would change his name from Gotti to Grotti? It weakens it"
Dwight: "No, I disagree. /R/ is among the most menacing of sounds. That’s why they call it MURDER not MUKDUK"
Dwight: "No, I disagree. /R/ is among the most menacing of sounds. That’s why they call it MURDER not MUKDUK"
by chalspamies January 3, 2010
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A Russian swear word meaning an asshole, but never a smart asshole. Someone so arrogant that he doesn't even understand what a dickhead he is.
What makes this word unique - it is strictly masculine, which is not typical for the Russian profanity. You can even call a man pizda (cunt); but you never could say "she's a mudak". Neither you can form the feminine gender of the noun, like for the similar word durak (fool) - dura (feminine for durak). No way. So it's always a "dumb prick" but never a "dumb cunt".
Of course, "mudak" is an offensive word, but not as offensive as a pidar (faggot) or even a kozel (goat). Your ass would not necessarily get kicked for the use of it (it's still possible though). Some people even call themselves mudaks with some degree of vanity; e.g. the most renowned blogger of the Russian Web is pretty comfortable with a nickname Tupoi Mudak (a kind of redundancy here, i.e. the dumbest dumb jerk).
A Russian swear word meaning an asshole, but never a smart asshole. Someone so arrogant that he doesn't even understand what a dickhead he is.
What makes this word unique - it is strictly masculine, which is not typical for the Russian profanity. You can even call a man pizda (cunt); but you never could say "she's a mudak". Neither you can form the feminine gender of the noun, like for the similar word durak (fool) - dura (feminine for durak). No way. So it's always a "dumb prick" but never a "dumb cunt".
Of course, "mudak" is an offensive word, but not as offensive as a pidar (faggot) or even a kozel (goat). Your ass would not necessarily get kicked for the use of it (it's still possible though). Some people even call themselves mudaks with some degree of vanity; e.g. the most renowned blogger of the Russian Web is pretty comfortable with a nickname Tupoi Mudak (a kind of redundancy here, i.e. the dumbest dumb jerk).
- Isn't Alex just great with all this computer shit? It seems he really knows what he's doing.
- The man is a mudak. I would not trust him to mow my lawn... or his own for that matter.
- Tofik, why are you always so rude? - 'Coz I'm a mudak, now what? Deal with it.
- So sorry for blocking your driveway, neighbor, but my car has no power, so I can't move it.
- I don't know how, but move it now, you mudak, I have a plane to catch!
- Could you close the window? I think I'm catching a cold.
- I couldn't care less, I need fresh air. Find yourself a scarf or something.
- What a mudak you are!
- The man is a mudak. I would not trust him to mow my lawn... or his own for that matter.
- Tofik, why are you always so rude? - 'Coz I'm a mudak, now what? Deal with it.
- So sorry for blocking your driveway, neighbor, but my car has no power, so I can't move it.
- I don't know how, but move it now, you mudak, I have a plane to catch!
- Could you close the window? I think I'm catching a cold.
- I couldn't care less, I need fresh air. Find yourself a scarf or something.
- What a mudak you are!
by Alex Ex November 21, 2013
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Get the meduka mug.The baby of a mud shark. Name originates from the female being a mudshark, having one of many kids (usually from differant sharks) and the male skipping town when he finds out the fat white chick he impulsively banged is having a baby.
by slicksal November 20, 2006
Get the mudskipper mug.(M-uh-D-k-i-d)(n) A teen-aged pubescent boy or girl commonly known to smoke cigarettes, skip class, shout obnoxiously loud in the halls, walk really slow, wear gigantic basketball jerseys or clothing from hot topic, and are basically the scum of the earth because they dont contribute to society and will never accomplish anything
Mudkid: I fuckin hate class. Lets go outside and smoke a blunt. But first lets yell into classrooms and at people walking down the halls.
Bro: ............scum
Bro: ............scum
by Slay the Mud-Rats March 3, 2008
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2. The most appealing color in the known universe
2. The most appealing color in the known universe
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