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Muduk by anonymous March 17, 2022
Words you can keep
The way "murder" should have been spelled if it wasn't so threatening.
Oscar: "What mobster would change his name from Gotti to Grotti? It weakens it"

Dwight: "No, I disagree. /R/ is among the most menacing of sounds. That’s why they call it MURDER not MUKDUK"
Mukduk by chalspamies January 3, 2010
Related Words
Muduk mudkips Mudkipz mudak Mukuka muuka mudklip Mudklipping mufuka maduka
Pronunciation: mu̇d-ˌäk

A Russian swear word meaning an asshole, but never a smart asshole. Someone so arrogant that he doesn't even understand what a dickhead he is.

What makes this word unique - it is strictly masculine, which is not typical for the Russian profanity. You can even call a man pizda (cunt); but you never could say "she's a mudak". Neither you can form the feminine gender of the noun, like for the similar word durak (fool) - dura (feminine for durak). No way. So it's always a "dumb prick" but never a "dumb cunt".

Of course, "mudak" is an offensive word, but not as offensive as a pidar (faggot) or even a kozel (goat). Your ass would not necessarily get kicked for the use of it (it's still possible though). Some people even call themselves mudaks with some degree of vanity; e.g. the most renowned blogger of the Russian Web is pretty comfortable with a nickname Tupoi Mudak (a kind of redundancy here, i.e. the dumbest dumb jerk).
- Isn't Alex just great with all this computer shit? It seems he really knows what he's doing.
- The man is a mudak. I would not trust him to mow my lawn... or his own for that matter.

- Tofik, why are you always so rude? - 'Coz I'm a mudak, now what? Deal with it.

- So sorry for blocking your driveway, neighbor, but my car has no power, so I can't move it.
- I don't know how, but move it now, you mudak, I have a plane to catch!

- Could you close the window? I think I'm catching a cold.
- I couldn't care less, I need fresh air. Find yourself a scarf or something.
- What a mudak you are!
Mudak by Alex Ex November 21, 2013
Meduka....rabu
Meduka : MUST NOT FIGHT

Koobie : DO NOT THEOW SOULS
meduka by Hameru September 18, 2020

mudskipper 

The baby of a mud shark. Name originates from the female being a mudshark, having one of many kids (usually from differant sharks) and the male skipping town when he finds out the fat white chick he impulsively banged is having a baby.

The mudshark gave birth to a mudskipper.
mudskipper by slicksal November 20, 2006
(M-uh-D-k-i-d)(n) A teen-aged pubescent boy or girl commonly known to smoke cigarettes, skip class, shout obnoxiously loud in the halls, walk really slow, wear gigantic basketball jerseys or clothing from hot topic, and are basically the scum of the earth because they dont contribute to society and will never accomplish anything
Mudkid: I fuckin hate class. Lets go outside and smoke a blunt. But first lets yell into classrooms and at people walking down the halls.

Bro: ............scum
Mudkid by Slay the Mud-Rats March 3, 2008

Mudkip Blue 

1. Mudkip blue is the very particular shade of blue found on mudkipz.

2. The most appealing color in the known universe
A. What's your favorite color?
B. It used to be regular blue, but now it's mudkip blue.
Mudkip Blue by ColorMeSurprised July 18, 2010
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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