Mushatting represents the act of doing a normal action in a very unorthodox way, usually due to laziness/excessive out of box thinking, in order to gain a couple of seconds.
*Arriving at a friend's house only for him to grabsomething quick, instructs us to take shoes off if walking inside
Friend: Only takes his right shoe off so he can step in for a look
Host: Oh no, he is mushatting again.
When your straight browning her ahh and some shit gets stuck on the dick, mudcarting is when you continue thrusting, leaving poo flying all over the place.
''Man I still have that pink eye from when I was mudcarting this hoe''
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)