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Mudbooting 

To unlace ones' boots, only to re-lace boots with the addition of desired livestock's rear feet also placed in boots; ensuring the animal will not run away in the process of making love.
Sterling College: where the men are manly, the women are too, and the sheep run like hell. Mudbooting
Mudbooting by Faces of Meth February 22, 2011
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mudboxing 

A more appropriate phrase for the act of inserting ones penis into ones bumhole.
What did you do last night?

You know... Just a little mudboxing to past the time.
mudboxing by Mr Noice Guy April 9, 2010

african mud booting 

the act of two african males placing thier butt holes together and deficating in eachothers rectums
after a night of african mud booting i shit blood and corn for days. I dont even eat corn.

mumbooking 

to facebook someone's mum

similar to kicking someone in the mum
eg1
"steve, why are you facebook friends with my mum?"

"because you just got mumbooked"

eg2
"how are you going to get back at him"

"i'm gunna do some mumbooking"
mumbooking by pigaloo September 30, 2009

og mudboneing 

When your penis is huge and your jizz comes out like a mayonnaise jar
Yo Bradley is OG Mudboneing it! I mean did you see the size of his cock! No homo of course.
og mudboneing by Dr. Funbone February 15, 2017

mudblowing 

like snowblowing, but ... muddier
woman eats out man's ass, then makes out with man, without cleaning out her mouth
mudblowing by drigz March 1, 2004

mudboating

When someone motorboats a mudbutt.
Dude, she was motorboating my ass, and i totally went mudbutt! Bitch was mudboating!
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