Mudbooting

To unlace ones' boots, only to re-lace boots with the addition of desired livestock's rear feet also placed in boots; ensuring the animal will not run away in the process of making love.

Sterling College: where the men are manly, the women are too, and the sheep run like hell. Mudbooting

by Faces of Meth February 22, 2011

mudboxing

A more appropriate phrase for the act of inserting ones penis into ones bumhole.

What did you do last night?

You know... Just a little mudboxing to past the time.

by Mr Noice Guy April 9, 2010

african mud booting

the act of two african males placing thier butt holes together and deficating in eachothers rectums

after a night of african mud booting i shit blood and corn for days. I dont even eat corn.

by africanmudbooter27 December 20, 2010

mumbooking

to facebook someone's mum

similar to kicking someone in the mum

eg1
"steve, why are you facebook friends with my mum?"

"because you just got mumbooked"

eg2
"how are you going to get back at him"

"i'm gunna do some mumbooking"

by pigaloo September 30, 2009

og mudboneing

When your penis is huge and your jizz comes out like a mayonnaise jar

Yo Bradley is OG Mudboneing it! I mean did you see the size of his cock! No homo of course.

by Dr. Funbone February 15, 2017

mudblowing

like snowblowing, but ... muddier

woman eats out man's ass, then makes out with man, without cleaning out her mouth

by drigz March 1, 2004

mudboating

When someone motorboats a mudbutt.

Dude, she was motorboating my ass, and i totally went mudbutt! Bitch was mudboating!

by Sir Jevius Muddbuttius March 5, 2010