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When someone contracts the common STI chlamydia in their rectum, often causing rectal pain, bleeding, and/or discharge. In women it can often spread from the vagina into the anus.
Hey Liam, did you hear Olivia got the Mud Clap. She caught it at Kai's party.
Mud Clap by Fuck_you_liam April 23, 2022
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mud flap clap 

A woman gyrating her lower body in order to induce a clapping sound from her labia majors. Some women increase their ability to generate the mud flap clap by piercing or otherwise attaching weights to the area.
Just listen to Jen’s meat curtains and their mud flap clap.
mud flap clap by Jefe447 December 31, 2017
An unfortunate circumstance, mostly in prison settings in which where an individual will use mud instead of lube or spit for anal sex with another man because of inaccess to such things such as lubricant, or their mouth is too dry to produce enough spit for optimal anal sex. It can also be used as a term to describe a shitty or unfortunate situation that has happened to you or someone else.
"Oh hey there sugar, I would sure love to mudclap that ass.."

"Holy fuck, that exam just mudclapped me."

"I guess the only option left is to mudclap you."
Mudclap by masayoof February 27, 2026

Michigan Mudclapper

When your partner brutally shits all over your face while twerking
I was with a girl last night and she gave me a crazy ass Michigan Mudclapper!
Michigan Mudclapper by DirtyDucker August 16, 2026
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