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Kiwi (New Zealand) term for tobacco cigarette.
Ben exhausted the neighbours ashtray of mucknee butt rolls.

Can I pinch a mucknee from you?

John had shared his last mucknee with liam in hope they will purchase the next pack of ducknicks.
Mucknee by pornzi July 31, 2019
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muckness 

Running around out of control, havoc total chaos and yet you think you're normal but everybody else around says your out-of-control. Total muckness, running a muck.
She was running around out of control on a sick one with her muckness. running a muck
muckness by Ocbecks December 11, 2016
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A homeless crackhead who lives anywhere but downtown Toronto
mucktee by ryss1 July 11, 2020
Having two beers and getting gee eyed drunk.
Yo, Pete had two beers last night and he was muckeed! He disappeared and we found him in the ditch on Tuesday!
Muckeed by thapostaboyo July 27, 2019

McKneeley 

Unrestrained punitive action on an industrial scale on a group of people regardless of capability. Derived from a contraction of the popular fast food chain McDonalds popular for its batch method production and Kneel, in the sense of getting knelt over for a thorough reaming.
The board directors agreed to give themselves 240% pay rises for the financial year. This was made possible by thoroughly McKneeleying the workforce. A McNeeleyed former employee said "I feel like a clapped out sailor after that McKneelying. I mean, they veritably rammed a tree trunk up the clacker, so through was my McKneelying".
McKneeley by phunnykunny March 9, 2021
A man who’s knee doesn’t work properly
Hey it’s Aidan McKnee, he’s a cripple
McKnee by McKnee_ April 4, 2023
A name given to one when someone else is upset with them. Can be used to swear another person's family member specifically their mother..
Hey you muckree why you took my cool drink.. or hey Check that muckree acting like a big deal..
muckree by Noonoosboy June 2, 2023
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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