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MTWTFSS
1. The acronym for the 7 days in a week
2. Your typical dialogue between someone who stepped on someone's toa and someone's who's toa got stepped on
"MY TOE WHAT THE FUCK" "SO SORRY"
2. Your typical dialogue between someone who stepped on someone's toa and someone's who's toa got stepped on
"MY TOE WHAT THE FUCK" "SO SORRY"
You're at a movie theatre, someone's trying to go by a bunch of people to his seat. You hear "MTWTFSS", you know what went down.
MTWTFSS by HitlerOfGrammar March 18, 2018
Cunty McTwat
man.. Anthony is such a pussy, he wouldn't ask that chick out. i'm going to start calling him Cunty McTwat
Cunty McTwat by jhawkins December 4, 2010
MTWTF
MTWTF by fluffypenis September 26, 2014
McWater
Water from Mcdonalds. It is one of the most delicious beverages know to man. Nothing goes better together than a large McWater and two McDoubles
McWater by McLovin some McWater April 18, 2009
mtwtfss
mtwtfss by pessimist by the optimist December 6, 2009
Mayor McTwat
1. A person who is a twat to everything and anything that moves into their line of sight.
2. someone who has been defined as a twat, but goes above and beyond the duties of a regular twat.
Mayor McTwat usually resides in doucheville population him.
2. someone who has been defined as a twat, but goes above and beyond the duties of a regular twat.
Mayor McTwat usually resides in doucheville population him.
"Man, Zach needs to go be Mayor McTwat somewhere else..."
"Why don't you go back to your cushy desk job as Mayor McTwat of doucheville, population you."
"Why don't you go back to your cushy desk job as Mayor McTwat of doucheville, population you."
Mayor McTwat by blackberryaddict1226 October 8, 2009
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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