Mtwat 

A person who makes a fool of themselves whilst under the influence of certain drugs, most commonly Methadrone.

That space eyed person just wont stop speaking constant shit, they're being such an Mtwat

Mtwat by parichi August 9, 2010

MTWTFSS 

1. The acronym for the 7 days in a week
2. Your typical dialogue between someone who stepped on someone's toa and someone's who's toa got stepped on

"MY TOE WHAT THE FUCK" "SO SORRY"

You're at a movie theatre, someone's trying to go by a bunch of people to his seat. You hear "MTWTFSS", you know what went down.

MTWTFSS by HitlerOfGrammar March 18, 2018

Cunty McTwat 

when someone is such a pussy the only word to best describe them is Cunty McTwat

man.. Anthony is such a pussy, he wouldn't ask that chick out. i'm going to start calling him Cunty McTwat

Cunty McTwat by jhawkins December 4, 2010

MTWTF 

Monday, Tuesday, What The Fuck?

i had to work MTWTF, and was like WTF when i found out i worked 5 days.

MTWTF by fluffypenis September 26, 2014

McWater 

Water from Mcdonalds. It is one of the most delicious beverages know to man. Nothing goes better together than a large McWater and two McDoubles

I'm really craving some McWater right now...

McWater by McLovin some McWater April 18, 2009

mtwtfss 

Monday
Tuesday
Wednesday
Thursday
Friday
Saturday
Sunday

the days of the week is mtwtfss

mtwtfss by pessimist by the optimist December 6, 2009

Mayor McTwat

1. A person who is a twat to everything and anything that moves into their line of sight.

2. someone who has been defined as a twat, but goes above and beyond the duties of a regular twat.

Mayor McTwat usually resides in doucheville population him.

"Man, Zach needs to go be Mayor McTwat somewhere else..."

"Why don't you go back to your cushy desk job as Mayor McTwat of doucheville, population you."

Mayor McTwat by blackberryaddict1226 October 8, 2009